In the words of Billy Connelley (when discussing the Roman Catholic view on premarital sex), “Why do we take sexual advice from the fuckless?”
How shall we fuck off, oh lord?
Actually, I doubt it. They’ve already made it a condition of the various programs designed to combat AIDS in Africa that a portion of the billions given to them go to abstence programs, even though the folks running those programs are NOT optimistic that it’ll do any good. These people simply hate the idea that someone could actually enjoy fucking.
I’ve heard that one of the reasons kids have stated that they tried drugs was because of all the anti-drug commercials. So maybe this campaign will have the same effect.
Oh, and alice if you ever have trouble fucking with impunity, drop me a line and I’ll be more than happy to help you with that. 
Ewwww! Gross!
Unfortunately, I tend to find that impunity fucks with me. 
Eeen Soviet Russia…
Unfortunately, government sponsored relationship skills are most likely not the answer.
According to this story, this is a $50 million program. Your tax dollars at work. :mad:
If people did start abstaining from sex until marriage, there would probably be more marriages that came about because “we want to have sex”. I don’t think that’s a good reason to get married, and I don’t see people getting married for the wrong reasons bringing down the divorce rate.
This is brilliant in so many ways: Don’t have sex till you get married. Since gays can’t get married they will never have sex. It’s a win/win situation.
Brilliant, just brilliant.
I’m just waiting for Bush to announce, “…and futhuremore, Penis Ensues is Un-American!”
And then for him to deny saying it the next week.
“But, we’ve always been at war with EurAsia…!”
Well perhaps your mother should tell them to leave, then 
Shock and ewwww!
Well, it’s okay for her, she’s over 30.
Pfffffffff. That’s what they think.