Unofficial SDMB mottos!

I use the Dope, the Dope does not use me. Yeah, right.

Someone once asked “Is anything too sick for you to discuss?” Someone else made the perfect reply and what I consider the SDMB motto:

“Too sick, no. Too stupid, yes.”

S.D.M.B.

Straight Dopers Mean Business

Same Day, More Bullshit

Sex, Drugs & Makin’ Babies

Sex, Drugs & Motorcycles Board

Some Dingbats May Barf

Shallow? Deep? — Maybe Both!