Inspired by this thread, I started thinking about some perfectly good shows I’ve been in that fell victim to the hazards inherant to live performances. Interesting line-slips, “wardrobe malfunctions”, particularly innopportune missed cues, etc.
For example, in high school I was playing the role of Nicely-Nicely Johnson in Guys and Dolls. During my big solo, Sit Down, You’re Rockin’ the Boat, I had the following line to sing: “And the devil will drag you under / By the fancy tie 'round your wicked throat”. On opening night, inspired to new hights by the way the show was going, I grabbed the tie of the nearest gambler at that point in the song and yanked it into the air as if it were a noose. Unfortunately, it happened to be a clip-on tie.
I’m not sure *how * I finished the song, but as soon as the lights went out I dashed madly out the back door and just laughed uncontrollably for several minutes.
We also had a performance of South Pacific that got really interesting. During the scene when the Lieutenant meets Liat, she reaches over and starts unbuttoning his shirt. At that point, as planned, the spot light went dark, and the two actors were supposed to reposition themselves in such a way as to suggest that they’re finished with their, um, business. The spot light, however, came back on just a little too early, and found the actors in an extremely interesting pose. It didn’t help that they froze in that position for a few seconds before realizing that they’d better continue with the scene. The three nuns in the front row of the audience were definitely not amused.
Anyone else?