My old cell phone crapped out on me, so i just got a new one. As i was checking out all the new features, I find out that I now have the ability to print via WiFi…
Turned on WiFi, and find out that there’s a unsecured printer in my neighborhood.
My first thought was to print a penis pic, but decided against that, for obvious reasons.
I guess my question is, what can i send to their printer that will surprise them while letting them know that they need to set a password?
Well you could print a Word,pdf,text file that reads, “You should set a password on this printer.” But it would be more fun to have the file say, “I think we’ve got it now. I think I’ve rigged all these voting machines to screw Trump.”
We’ve had guests over who were surprised to find our WiFi unsecured, and they’ve pointed it out to me.
I’ve explained that in order to use it you’re either an invited guest in our home, or you are outside, uninvited, with our dogs alerting us to your presence.
ETA: either a dick pic or an espresso machine service manual.
Make sure you have a router that allows for two separate Wifi networks - one for you and one for the guests and devices. Add in a third if you have children.
Why would we need a seperate network for guests, though? I wouldn’t have guests in my house who I didn’t like/trust. And no kids, other than my 25 year old daughter currently visiting for a bit.
You could print out the sign up page for Ashley Madison, or take a picture of the front of their house and print that out. We’re talking barrels of fun here.
Or, just print a sheet of paper that says I Am Alive, but do it at like 3 AM.
Open a famous document/speech in Word (like Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address). Call up Find/Replace <Ctrl + H>, in the Find type a space " " & in the replace put a page break “^m”, then choose <Replace All> option. This will cause the document to be one word per page.
First page: Four
Second page: score
Third page: and
