We have a long-standing tradition of watching the following movies at Christmas time:
Die Hard
“This IS Christmas music”
“Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”
“Oh the weather outside is frightful / dum da dum delightful”
The Long Kiss Goodnight
(can’t think of any quotes, but Christmas was definitely a background motif)
Gremlins
“Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.”
Lethal Weapon
“If you think I’m gonna eat the world’s lousiest Christmas turkey by myself, you’re crazy”
Josha shoots TV: “Goddamned Christmas.”
This is our antidote to the sacchrine fare of the usual slate of Christmas movies (most of which we also usually watch).
Die Hard 2 seems an obvious choice (“Just once, I’d like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin’ Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin’ tin can.”)
Reindeer Games
When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!
'Tis the season, convict.
I’ll definitely check it out this yuletide. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Its hard to believe it was just last Christmas that Harmony and I changed the world. And we didn’t mean to and it didn’t last long. You know a thing like that can’t.
Merry Christmas, sorry I fucked you over.
Make that two.
You know, I always thought it strange they went straight from Die Hard to Die Hard 3. La la la… can’t hear you.
Stalag 17 is a (obscure?) b&w movie about POWs in a German concentration camp and takes place during the winter, including Christmas. The scene where the GI’s are dancing with each other while they celebrate Christmas is hilarious. During the holiday season it is a must-see film, imo.