Up Yours Bruce Wayne. Wayne Manor ISN'T--

My problem was that I was mentally pronouncing “Whatley” with a short a.

And there’s hardly anything in that article that could rule out any given home being “stately”. They’re from the 16th century, unless they’re newer. They’re in the neo-classical style, unless they’re some other style. The family didn’t actually live there most of the time, unless they did. I guess that a house could fail to be stately by having insufficient grandeur, but Wayne Manor definitely qualifies for that one.

My anglophile brother insists that the people who own such residences in the U.K. consistently refer to them as “listed”, and that only vulgar wannabees ever call them “stately”.

Yeah, but “Listed Wayne Manor” would then have me thinking of a Manor located on a lane where they played Whist, and thet would never do.

Here you go.