Update on Gore appeal

Factual Questions
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AP
Staff wire

Albert Gore,Jr today, upon learning of the 5-4 US Supreme Court ruling halting the manual recounts in Florida, filed appeal to recount the Court’s vote.

In an unprecedented move, the Vice-Perpetrator cited the possibility of at least one majority Justice voting for him.

In a statement outside a DC ice cream parlor, Gore was quoted “We must examine the intentions of the Supreme Court Justices, and let David Boise interpret what they meant.”

Boise was later seen holding a press conference. A field reporter heard a mention of the Interplanetary Supreme Court but was too busy listening to Hillary kissing both Sharpton and Jackson’s asses.

Asked when Bush might be named President, Clinton smugly responded, " As soon as Barak, whom I elected after sending that alien Carville over there to ‘help’ out, resigns Arkansas chuckle.

Oh well, maybe Hillary can hug enough of Arafat’s wives to hold her Jewish base.

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So your question is… ???

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no question. thought it was worth a chuckle and didn’t know where else to put it. shrug

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Possibly MPSIMS. Or one of the election threads in GD. But its most definetly not a question.

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Thanks, wastoid, I really appreciate the extra work.
Perhaps I’ll email you this thread 6,000 times and see if you get a chuckle out of that. Lord knows the alexchiu folks did.