sorry, but if I don’t go back to NJ by the end of the week, campus security will kick me out on the street. Apparently the school’s Residential Life office doesn’t employ people who ever have to budget time to PACK whenever they have to live somewhere else for an entire month. . .
just a roundabout way of saying I don’t even have the choice of staying here that long. And without my amazing college internet connection, I imagine the rate of my post count will. . . holy shit!
Did you just SEE that? Not counting this one right here, my post count just read 200! My 100th post didn’t seem all that long ago! And it took me months to get that far! I remember wondering how people with amazingly high post counts could do that, i.e. post enough to become a recognizable name!
Whoa.
I’m really in this pretty deep, aren’t I? 
sorry, I got sidetracked. What were we talking about again? 
“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight