I apologize, but:
The Rectal Gerbil?
You could probably just call him Armageddon, but you’d have to register mighty early.
How about the Internet Inventor of Gore ?
What am I, chopped liver?
I may not have gotten the spelling right, but I remember hearing as a kid that the actor who played Eddie Haskell on Leave it to Beaver was Alice Cooper.
I pictured a guy looking like Alice, but talking like Eddie. (Sort of like in Wayne’s World, but evil.)
Suspended Animator is great, but too long… what do folks think of Waltsicle?
Since Jerry Mathers died in Vietnam…Beware The Nam Beaver!
Can’t you picture this fuzzy woodland creature…with a machine gun?
How about The Building Surfer, who has the power to ride the debris from a collapsing World Trade Center tower safely to the ground?
Or Yes Girl, who gets her brains blown out every time somebody asks her if she believes in God?
Since one version says only his head was frozen, how about The Head of Disney?
I’d go with Super Butter Dog, but there’s a Japanese rock band that’s beaten me to it.
Satanic MoonMan (after the P&G symbol)
and since the rumor was that Jerry Matthers was Alice Cooper- I introduce Beaver Cooper or Alice Cleaver (I like the latter better)
and in the more recent version of that- Marilyn Pfeiffer
Elevator BlackStar (“Sit!”)
Revenant Rabbit- after the legend of the people who find their dog has killed and brought home the neighbor’s pet rabbit so they bathe & blow dry its body and return it to its hutch. The neighbor’s panic because the rabbit died two days befre (the dog hadn’t killed it, he just dug it up. (Michael Landon was one of several celebrities who claimed on talk shows this actually happened to them.)
Brady Pornstar
On the same basis, then:
The Risen Turtle.
Ooh, love me them urban legends…
The Dead Cat (Urban Legends are frequently called Dead Cat Tales as many of them feature fatalities to felines), or Dead Catnapper
Goatman / Bunnyman are both names of legendary psychokillers, oh, and Coffee Can Man too
Water Babies
You totally gotta have Black Aggie, the killer statue! AND La Llorona (sp?) aka the Wailing Woman
The Green Man / No-Face Charlie (real life disfigured guy who spawned stories of a glow in the dark maniac)
Witch Ball (from cemetaries with spherical grave markers kids think witches are buried under)
Door Scratcher, People Lick 2, InternetKiller, UpstairsPhoner, GasStationHelp
Postcard Boy, Blue Star Acid, Biscuit Brains, Cactus Spider, and the speeding screaming Camel Spider
Lavender (one of the most famous names of the standard vanishing hitchhiker story)
Veronica (the girl in Spain who tried magic spells with red string, Bible and Scissors and now is a ghost with scissors in her neck that talks to people on Ouija boards)
Black Lady / Svarte Madame are Bloody Mary variants in Eastern Europe. Hell Mary. Blue Baby is another slumber party game closely related (sometimes as Bloody Mary’s baby), Bell Witch is sometimes related too.
doctored photos like Tourist Guy, Shark Copter, Hugeazz Bear, Hugeazz Cat, etc.
Microwave Baby
Did I miss it, or did nobody mention Mexican Pet?
There are also the hysteria figures like the Mad Gasser, Monkey Man, the Face Scratcher, etc.
Good Times Virus, Satanic Conspiracy, Satanic Barcode, Fake Rapture…
Man, I could do this all day…
If the villian group would include general ignorance:
The Aquatic Ape.
The Creationist.