US Passport Questions

[Ellecram]

@Spiderman

@Elendil_s_Heir

LOL

If you’re ever crossing an international border and the officer asks if you have any firearms, explosives, drugs or other contraband, you should look around furtively, then lean in close…

I biked into Canada, in my team kit; yanno spandex. The guard gave me the standard do you have any guns, any knives, any drugs speil. I really wanted to point to my thighs & say, “I got a shotgun here, & an Uzi there” but then again, I wanted to make it back that afternoon so I, begrudgingly, kept my mouth shut. Where the eff am I hiding guns in spandex on a bicycle???

On my way through customs in Aruba last year I was taken aside for secondary screening and they dusted my crocs for explosives lol.
What idiot would put explosives in slip on shoes with so many holes?

Another time coming through Aruba recently there was a woman in front of us who was trying to take 5 pounds of bacon back to the states.
Raw bacon.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Like you do.

[GaryM]

@Ellecram

What idiot would put explosives in slip on shoes with so many holes?

It could be possible to mold shoes out of plastic explosive.