USA can bite my Scottish ass (Spoiler?)

Sorry Unc, I’m no lassie, and I only roll "R"s with my wife these days.

BTW, I was in no way implying anything about you and dlb, only you and sheep, with a slight Braveheart reference. I guess it was so slight, that it was hard to see at all.
who is not known for clear and consise language.

Ahh, clarity reigns supreme, reference caught squarely between the eyes. And I DO prefer my sheep, um, how shall we say, “fresh”? I’ll let dlb have his own. No sheep sharing (sheep shearing, get it?) allowed.