Maybe it was misunderstood: they were asked to stay off the floor: no writhing?
Or that they were going to be provided poles?
Ever watch the Thanksgiving Day Parade broadcast from Detroit? They dhowcase the talents of the Fred Hill Briefcase Drill Team with briefcases (and Santa caps) that are pretty fun to watch.
You should see the shorts the sorority girls wear - teeny tiny little gym shorts with the waistband rolled down, that say “COCKS” on the back - I keep looking for the small print that I’m sure really makes it say “insert COCKS here”. I meant to buy a pair when I went to Daytona for Spring Break a few years ago, but I didn’t get the chance.
Even more titillating when seen on cheerleader sweatshirts in Corvallis, OR, home of the Oregon State Beavers (You can’t lick our Beavers!) Is there any circumstance imaginable wherein University of South Carolina would play Oregon State?
"And tonight’s game features the Cocks against the Beavers!"
Imagine the headlines if [sub]the other[/sub] USC blows out Oregon… Beavers stuffed by Cocks.
Or if the two USCs played each other: Trojans contain Cocks!
Oh. Okay then.
or…
Cocks Go Deep To Blowout Trojans!
Beavers Overcome Cock’s Furious Rush In The End While Trojans Look On
Photos, hell. I want video and scratch-n-sniff.
The Coquettes?
Heck, I would have expected USC’s cheerleaders to be called the Trojan women. Not exactly the image that sets people to cheering, no, but still more in line with the mascot’s name.
I thought a coquette was a ball of breaded, deep fried minced meat?
Oh, that’s a ‘croquette’. Never mind.
The other USC, dear.
University of South Carolina: 1801
State of California: 1850
After I get my PhD in Sports Intermission Observation, I’ll let you know.
Well, except for the hygiene-impaied part, I kind of like computer nerds.
Wrong team, but nice.
Um, neuroman? Wrong USC – that one’s on the West Coast. Thanks for the pictures, though. 
In the interests of scholarship, I’ll observe that the term “coquette” at USC appears to go back to the first female class, which graduated in 1900:
(Source: http://www.sc.edu/library/socar/uscs/98spr/coeds.html)
Also, I give you the web home of the USC Coquettes.
Damn… that’s nice.