Over the past few days (weeks even) the references to the Western Carolina Catamounts in the buildup to their season opening game with the Alabama Crimson Tide has caused me to snicker. The snicker is due to this unfortunate relationship:
The college I started out at (before realizing music wasn’t gonna make me any $$) has a mascot called a “Hilltopper.”
WTF? Now granted, the college is on top of a small hill-like area. But if you look at the mascot, it’s a direct rip-off of WVU’s Mountaineer.
Of course, the 2 year I graduated from had a mascot called The Thundering Chickens. I’m not kidding. I dunno if it’s been changed but yeah, had a mascot and no sports teams, nothing.
They actually told us, at grad student orientation, why the banana slug is the perfect mascot. It’s not sacred to any known group of people, and banana slugs are hermaphrodites, so there’s no possibility of sexism
Delta State (in LA) has a mascot called the “Fighting Okra” which is a big okra with a mean face and boxing gloves. I only know this because they featured “him” (the Okra) on an episode of Good Eats…about okra.
Does Arkansas Tech have any female teams? That’d be weird to play as the Wonderboys.
Not only is it a rare sort of animal, is not scary at all, is ugly and serves barely purpose, but the name is nearly un-pronounceable on sight (It’s pronounced GOO-ee-duck…wtf???)