If men knew that, we’d never leave the house. Seriously, if you could sniff your nuts (Uh-oh, getting into crotch-sniffing here) would you really need more than the basics in life?
That’s why God created our brains to invent the use of soap. Really. It can be cleaned. And if not? A little musk never killed anyone. Plus, it gives you an opportunity to shower or bathe together. Have you ever gotten a blowjob before scrubbing your ass in the shower? You smell much worse after a healthy shit than she does after 2 minutes of ice skating.
Really? Your political views make me uncomfortable. It puts ants in my pants to think that someone could really be as irrationally right wing and stupid as you are. But I would never tell you to shut the fuck up. Actually, I would, but I would never expect you to do so.
This isn’t the workplace (though it is most often accessed at the workplace, haw). It’s where we come to blab about anything we fuckin’ wanna. It sounds like you are the one uncomfortable with that arrangement.
OK, please never verbally support Bush on the SDMB again. Your wingnut retardation makes me nauseous.
That’s it! Look, I agree with you on a bunch of stuff. You’re going too far here. The thread being discussed here is in no way any more offensive or discomforting than half the other threads we see in any other forum.
Sexual harassment?!? From that thread?!? You’re taking this way too far. And let’s take this a step further.
Jennifer Beals in Flashdance while she was dancing. She was sweaty. Did you retch during that? How about any stripper? They build a film of “glow”. You’re turned off by them? You’ve never been excited over a woman doing aerobics?
I feel uncomfortable with you judging me. Shut up.
duffer and I are buds forever now. The reason is that men, despite their political differences, can get along if they understand pussy. Pussy is what matters in life.
Or sausage, if you’re gay.
But prudes like Marty, the asexual nitwit pleasure-destroyers, are what make life suck. And not in a going-down suck-me sort of way, but just a hair-clogged drain sort of sucking way. And that ain’t good.
Bush (fine name) would have my support if I thought he truly loved pussy. But I don’t believe it. Nor do I think Kerry really dug muff. Neither man was authentic.
I don’t, actually. (And yes, I’ve been up close and personal with another person’s nether regions. Not female, though.) See previous posts of mine about my lack of interest in sex.
Anyways Aes, considering you’ve resorted to ad homs, have fun, I’m done with your little display in this thread.
For the record though, chemically speaking sweat isn’t much different from urine. I don’t like the smell of urine and I don’t like the smell of sweat. Obviously everyone has different tastes in life, but to answer your general inquiries definitively: no, I don’t like the smell of crotch be it female or male. And also no, I’ve never had someone suck my dick unless I was clean first, I have more respect for people than you do, I guess. Which is obvious since you’ve managed to turn this pitting of a mod’s actions into yet another penthouse thread.
If you can’t go 5 seconds without introducing your lockerroom sexual conversations here on the SDMB I don’t know how you exist in society at large. It’s sad the idea of civility has been paved over in favor of anything-goes crassness.
I said, “if this was done in the workplace” this obviously isn’t the workplace.
Some people get so excited at the chance to slam an opponent’s argument that they will often do so even when the argument was never made in the first place.
Never seen Flashdance and I don’t go to strip clubs or find strippers or stipping particularly appealing. I do find women performing acts of aerobics to be appealing sometimes. Hell, people work up a sweat during sex, I don’t have a problem with sweat or touching or even having sex with a sweaty person, I just don’t think the odor of sweat, especially sweat that’s been resting in a crouch for awhile is one that is worthy of masturbatory fantasy posts on the SDMB.
You’re a stupid fucktard, shut up.
There, the circle of innanity and idiocy is complete.
Giddily sharing the thrill of a spontaneous fantasy only tangentially related to sports didn’t belong in Cafe Society. Sure, it might have passed the MPSIMS-o-meter (I’ll leave it up to those moderators if you want to re-open a thread there). Since it’s moderator discretion to close or move a thread, I decided to close it since it was definitely on the sexual fantasies/Penthouse Forum side.
Open up any dictionary and there are definitions of flounting that fit my useage just fine.
Lots of words change over time, sometimes due to misuse by the general public, that doesn’t change the fact that the usage changed over time.
The dictionary has proven me right, any further discussion on this by you will be wasted on your part as I’m not going to read arguments from someone who has been disproven by their own source material.
True enough, but most of them also consider the usage incorrect, particularly since there’s a perfectly good, but similar-sounding, word that actually does have the intended meaning. It’s clear that the popular misuse of the word flaunt is precisely because of its similarity to the proper word, flout, in fact.
Nonetheless, trying to say using the word flaunt like I did was incorrect is akin to saying using the word ain’t is incorrect. It’s purely a “mistake” in the eyes of those who erroneously believe such things can clearly be called correct/incorrect in the English language.
If it wasn’t obvious that people were using flaunt because they were confusing it with flout, I’d agree with you. But, in this case, I can’t agree; using flaunt for flout is incorrect in the same way that using moose when you meant mouse would be.