I will be Qin Shi Huangdi from now on.
Okay.
Ah yes, the boy emperor.
Bear in mind that he took the throne at the age of thirteen-you’re running slow, kid. 
You’ll always be Curtis to me!
When were you planning on emailing an Admin to change your name?
You’ll always be Zhao Zheng to me.
And I shall be His Royal Highness, Prince Mauseus M. Magill, Crown Prince of Raleigh, Duke of North Hills, and Protector of the Realm, in exile.
You can call me Maus Magill for short, though.
Seriously, Curtis, if you want to change your user name, just email TubaDiva. She’s pretty cool about it. Just realize that the admins tend to frown on “Flavor of the Month” name changes. IIRC, the unofficial policy is one name change per account. I cold be mistaken about that.
I thought you were Spartacus 
No, I’m Spartacus.
When your name is changed, all of your old posts will bear your new name-o, to the confusion of anyone reading them.
'Course that also makes you harder to track.
I don’t think Curtis LeMay is ever going to be that difficult to track around here. Especially since he’s announcing his proposed name change in public.
He may not be hard to track, but he’s getting harder to spell.
I think it’s fine, but we should draw the line if he wants us to create a terra-cotta army for him.
That would be terra-ble!
I thought that was standard procedure? Isn’t the idea that you can change your username for reasons of preference but not to escape your post history? Or not. Not sure where I got that idea.
Hey, we voted for your new name a while back, and that wasn’t on the list of choices!
I’d order the SWAT team for this one, but it’d be a long-distance call.
Consider yourself chastened and, possibly, terra-rized.
A lot of people do announce user name changes through MPSIMS threads or sigs, but it’s not required.
In that case, I will be **Attack from the 3rd Dimension **from now on.
Capital.