Well it was another lively day at the salon today :rolleyes:
I am doing a cut on this guy and we (my other stylist, the lady in her chair, my guy and me) are talking about this cold snap we are having, the salt on the cars and how bad we need to wash them…but fear doing so because the doors may freeze…
anywhooo…
He shares his method of un-freezing the door locks…
HE PEE’S ON IT
Then he goes on to tell us how he has saved the day of many people frozen out of cars this way a regular knight with a golden stream And he was very detailed
Ok now I’m sorry but ummmm I will say locked out of my car before I let some guy piss on it
and wouldn’t the car just freeze back up…I mean pee is wet and all…he was saying something about an acid in it that melts the ice right away (personaly I think its the 98.6 temp that does that)
I will admit it was very funny at the time we laughed so hard all 3 of us ladys had to pee. …sadly no frozen car-doors to be found
So there ya go guys…be a man…screw the de-icer…just piss on it:p
I used to work at a factory and my car door froze up all the time. I would buy a cup of hot coffee from the vending machine before I left work and toss it in the crack of the door by the handle, and it would open right up. Only once did it re-freeze and I was stuck sitting there warming up the car before it thawed and I could latch the door again. Generally it worked fine for me in my beater car on those icy days.
Gee, and just last week a female friend of mine called to ask if I had any suggestions on how she could keep her car door from freezing shut. It’s an old car and apparently the problem wasn’t the lock freezing, but the door getting stuck because the seal wasn’t working and ice kept getting into the hinge and frame. Silly me, the only thing I could come up with was to spray WD-40 on the hinges and frame beforehand.
“Pffft” me no "Pffft"s. A true warrior does choose death before dishonor, but taking a **MIGHTY PISS ** is certainly a tool of the proper warrior. (Or a good use of a proper warrior’s tool?)
Perhaps you are unaware of the lost chapters of Robert E. Howard’s forbidden book Conan and the Golden River where Conan, the ultimate hero destroys over 23 undead necro-vampires by luring them into a box canyon and urinating on them?
Or the Executioner novel where, when being chased by 12 henchmen of Don Boiardey, the notorious pasta-fixated mafia kingpin, and his semi-auto is clogged with mud, the Executioner uses his own piss to clean out the barrel?
I heard a story one time about a guy with frosted over windows who decided that an ice scraper was too slow a method for him. He went into his house and came out with a bucket of hot water and threw it on his windshield. As I understand, the spiderweb effect of the cracking windshield was a thing of beauty…
Casey1505, I have heard about cracked windshields too but I have been pouring buckets of warm water over the frozen windshield for years and nevr had a problem. I would not try Boiling hot water though and I can’t see why you would need to.
I’m pretty sure urine was commonly used in World War II to help keep rifle parts unfrozen on the Eastern Front (and possibly in the West in the winter of 1944/45, but I’m not so sure about that). Doesn’t seem that stupid an idea to me - what other hot liquids do you normally carry around?