It looks like they couldn’t leave the boat until they endured a performance by Kegbreath.
He really believes in cruel and unusual punishment, doesn’t he.
Pete, sodomy and the lash.
Rum is a fine and wonderful thing. Whiskey Pete Kegsbreath is not.
Indeed. Insulting rum like that.
Rum, Secretary, and the lash.
Speaking of rum, he was absolutely a warmonger, getting us involved in quagmires that took decades, billions of dollars, and thousands of lives to get out of, and was considered by many to be the worst Secretary of Defense we’ve ever had (at the time) but Donald Rumsfeld looks like some sort of stable genius of a sagacious, prudent defender of the realm compared to that asshole
Yeah, I remember fondly the days when I thought Dubya and Donald Rumsfeld’s war of choice in Iraq were the worst things to ever happen to this country. At least they put in the effort to come up with a bullshit reason for the war and tried to get the UN to back it. TFG literally just Pearl Harbored Iran. Twice.