Best username/post combo EVER!
There are bears in this here place!
Here be dragons!
Who dares to disturb me?!
“You could always use the number 14-St. Joseph-the-somewhat-divine-on-the-hill ballistic missile. It’s in the attic.”
[klaxons]Warning! Self destruct sequence initiated! All hands to position yankee bravo! [klaxons] Repeat! Self destruct sequence initiated…
What is the air speed velocity of a fully laden swallow?
“Igor! Summon the monster!”
Oh! Well, now. I’ve been expecting you.
Splunge!
Rockets from the sockets!
Danger, Will Robinson!
Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!
Whoever it is, I have to warn you! I’m extremely weak and cowardly! Whatever happens if you scare me is going to be probably quite embarrassing for both of us!
Get back! I have a Yoko Ono album, and I’m not afraid to play it!
“No… I am your Father…”
skrtich skrtich skrtich (The sound of the “It’s a Small World” LP starting - with the record player’s loading arm locked so that the LP will repeat indefinitely.)
Ka thonk!*
*That’s the sound of the largish object I tossed into another part of the dark room thus misleading the intruder behind whom I am silently approaching.
::: Pushing the lil’wrekker::::: out in front! Pinch her, hard! She can scream. You know that scream.
( I’ve been trying for years to get her to audition for horror flicks.)
Mommmeeeeeeeee!!!