Ut-oh!! Now I'm alarmed...

HALT! Who goes there?

(Add your alarming cry into the dark…)

Hey!

(Nice and simple.)

I’ll release the dogs! With bees in their mouths! When they bark they shoot bees at you!

Works every time.

spoon!!!

[Ominous sound of steel clashing against steel]

Oh, god. What did I step in?

I know NUSSINK!

Get back! I’m a ghost!!

Oh, a visitor. How… nice. Do come into my… laboratory. -

I got a pit bull with an AK-47, and he knows how to use it.

Oops!!

From ghoulies and ghosties and long-leggedy beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord deliver us.

In the name of everything that’s holy!

Aaaaaacccckkkkk!!!

Release the Kraken!

:whispered: Did you bring it?

Nobody but us chickens!

Boc boc.

Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! Woof!

Oi! Gerroff, mate!

Smithers. Release the hounds.

(The hounds are released, barking furiously.)

Excellent.