Good thing I always eat strawberries whole.
Got any pictures? Of the spider, that is.
ICK ICK ICK! That is just too nasty! Now I know that we are very open with each other on this board but did you have to share that one with us?
I am never eating strawberries again.
Once when I used to smoke that green stuff there was a very small wasp in my pipe.
I felt it on my tongue and thought bud like material, crunched and swallowed.
then I felt this bad tingling sensation on my lower lip. The thing had stung me on the way in.
It got very bad and swollen, took a few days to get down to something as small as those wax lips you could buy about 40 years ago. (yup, I’m aged) I remember wax bottles with Coca-cola in them. boy that hurt.
I. Will. Never. Be. Able. To. Sleep. Again.
shudder
Hey, they taught me in Survival School “six legs or less”.
I’ve eaten dog, cat, snake, caterpillar, tutle, worms, etc. The minute you bring a spider in, I’m all “Ew! What the hell is that?!?”
Tripler
Remember: ‘For survival, six legs or less’.
:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Why, oh why do I open these threads?
Stupid me, I shouldn’t let curiosity get the better of me! :smack:
So, Antiquarian, what’s for supper?
Ewwwwwwwwwww::shudder::wwwwwwwwwwww
Out of curiousity, Tripler, how does tutle taste? 
Oh, and you’re a brave man. For me, it’s: four legs, four hooves, domesticated, pre-slaughtered, pre-processed, pre-packaged, and if possible, pre-cooked. I’m a wimp and proud of it!
I’m pretty sure caterpillars have more than six legs… or
Oh MY GOD!!! I hate spiders! You poor thing, I’m going to have sympathy nightmares for you tonite!
The moral of the story: Look before you eat.
Poor Spider!
That is gross!
No, I don’t have a cite for what I’m going to say… too early in the morning / late at night to dredge one up, anyhow…
But… you ARE aware of the nutty statistic which says that we swallow (on average) eight spiders while we sleep, during our lifetime… right? Now that’s kinda icky, too.
F_X
This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever read here… and on a strawberry also… evil…
Mmmmm…spiders… 
This reminds me of something I saw on Ripley’s Believe it or Not a long time ago. Wasn’t there a famous Japanese artist who ate spiders on crackers? And if I remember correctly, didn’t that artist say they tasted like strawberries?
Hmmm…
I just watched the Spider-Man movie…it didn’t have strawberries in it that I noticed.
Lieu, I’ve put up with all your graphic descriptions of bathroom activities of both you and your cow-orkers. I’ve laughed. I’ve cried. I’ve empathisized. But you have crossed the fucking line. Pulsating, abdominal hitchhiking baby spiders? In someone’s mouth? AND spider poetry? YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
I meant “empathised”. But you knew that.
Ha Ha Ha! I waltz into my office this morning only to find a large hairy, plastic spider in my coffee mug… Ha Ha Ha!!
I made it through the night with no crazy dreams. I didn’t eat very much for dinner though. And Yes I brought my wife home and didn’t make her take the T.
I am now an Edible-Arachnophobic. It was the crunch and consistency that really threw me for a loop, and is now branded into my collective unconscience. Blaahhh!!