Vacation tips?

Sometime in May or June, I really, REALLY hope to go on my first real vacation in a long time. Someplace warm and sandy sounds appealing, like the Gulf of Mexico or the Caribbean. I don’t need a place with non-stop nightlife, because I’d mostly like to just unwind.

I’ve been to Mexico (Cozumel), Aruba, Puerto Rico and St. Thomas (but those were all more than 10 years ago). Does anyone have any suggestions for places they’ve been to that they liked? Any places I should avoid like the plague? Any and all comments are much appreciated.

Grazie,
Fillet

Queensland/NSW…awesome.

If you are looking for some offbeat places in the US this site can help…
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/


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Warning - the lengthy post below is a verbatim C&P from something I posted a couple weeks ago regarding driving in Mexico. Some what is in here does not apply to your question specifically. Ignore whatever seems pointless and some of this will sound familiar since you have been to Cozumel.

I’m assuming from the OP that you are flying into Cancun and renting the car there, so I guess you can ignore all the posts about border crossings. I have been to Cancun several times; if you’ve never been there before, you’re in for a real treat. I have never rented a car or driven in Mexico, so I can’t address the OP specifically, but there seem to be many people who do rent cars and drive, so it can’t be that big of a problem. Just use your common sense. I’d make sure you’ve got good maps before you leave The States and then ask the rental agent about any construction or road problems along the routes you’d like to drive.

Below is UncleBeer’s standard Cancun advice, presented here free of charge. There are an awful lot of things to do in Cancun and plenty of regularly scheduled side trips available; you may find no need to drive once you get there.

You will need a valid U.S. driver’s license and a certified copy of your birth certificate, however a passport is better. Some of the banks will accept only a passport when cashing traveler’s checks. Don’t let that worry you though.
Nearly all businesses will take your American dollars and there are plenty of currency exchange huts around. Keep looking until you find the best rate and then exchange a few hundred dollars at once. If you buy something with dollars, make sure you ask the exchange rate first; often this is negotiable, especially at private vendors. With the exception of bars and restaurants, almost all prices are negotiable; don’t be afraid to haggle.

The public transportation (busses) run on no set schedule, but they go by, in the Zona Hotelera, about every two minutes, no joke. They’ll stop almost anywhere; all you have to do is get near a designated bus stop, jump in the road and raise your hand. They will also let you off anywhere you want; just stand up and yell’ “Alto, Senor.” The busses are very cheap, I think they were 3 pesos last time I was there, or about 40 cents. Taxis abound, but tell the driver where you’re going and get a price before you get in the cab, cab rides are also pretty reasonable.

There are over 300 restaurants within walking distance, if you are staying in the Zona Hotelera. All kind of price ranges. Not surprisingly, seafood is plentiful. Not to mention several beautiful shopping malls and a shitload of bars, nightclubs and not a few outdoor markets. There are also dozens, maybe hundreds of tours and sightseeing packages you may purchase. Shop around and compare; it really pays to be an informed consumer in Cancun.

Nearly every native you meet in Cancun speaks several languages. I have run into waiters and bartenders that speak Spanish, obviously, English, German, Japanese and Dutch. You will have no trouble making yourself understood, at least in the city. Out in the country, should you decide to drive there will be a different story.

The sun is intense. Make sure you take plenty of sunscreen, in several different SPF’s. If you have the white, flabby fishbelly like mine and want to spend any amount of time lounging on the beach or by the pool use a number 24 or higher for the first couple of days. Take along at least one good pair of sunglasses and a baseball cap or other head covering, too.

The island itself is absolutely gorgeous and completely spotless. In addition, it is extremely safe. The authorities and business owners have great incentive to keep that way; nearly 25% of Mexico’s hard cash enters the country though Cancun. I won’t say crime doesn’t exist, but again, use your common sense, much like you would in any large crowd. The greatest annoyance you’ll find will be the evil timeshare salesmen; these guys are ubiquitous and aggressive. If anyone offers you a free sightseeing tour or breakfast or something like that, just ignore them, or give them a quick, “No thanks,” and keep moving. If you stop to talk to these guys, you’ll have a hard time getting away from them.

The water and ice from nearly any place you’d eat or drink is probably safe, but I always drink bottled water. Obviously, stay away from the street taco vendors though. I would also stay away from leafy vegetables, any fruit that doesn’t have a rind or skin you can peel off and anything that lays on the ground while growing. If you do head into the backcountry for any extended period, you’re going to have to consider what food you’ll be eating. You might want to consider getting a Lomotil prescription from your doctor before you leave The States. A good case of Montezuma’s could ruin the whole trip.

Tipping practices are much like they are here in the states. 15% is considered standard, although the service and hospitality you will receive is exceptional. I have found very few restaurants in the U.S. where the service approaches anything like what you’ll experience in Mexico. Even the smallest and cheapest places will do everything in their power to accommodate you. And once you receive a table, it’s your’s for the night, if you choose. When you are ready to leave you’ll have to ask for the check; unlike here, where restaurants and bars try to turn over table quickly. It just seem to be a cultural thing; everyone refuses to be intimidated by time.

I highly recommend Cancun for anyone looking for a great and relatively cheap vacation. It’s a hedonist’s paradise. If you want some specific restaurant, bar or tour recommendations, I’d be happy to post them here. I will highly recommend one place now though, Iguana Wanna. It’s great for breakfast, lunch, an afternoon alcoholic beverage or even as a nightspot.

Well, if you’re going in June/July, then consider something northern!

Canada is great. I’ve especially loved my times in the Maritime provinces (New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island, Newfoundland & Labrador), and in Alberta (Banff and Jasper National Parks are beautiful, Edmonton’s got the biggest mall in the world, you can luge at the old Olympics site in Calgary).

Avoid Saskatchewan.

Within the U.S., South Dakota is often overlooked, but there’s tons to do there…no kidding. The Black Hills, where Mount Rushmore is, have plenty of other sights as well, the badlands have their own unique beauty, and that’s just the southern part of the state.

Arizona’s one of my favorite states, and it’s definitely warm and sandy, but I went there in the winter. Summer there is probably unbearable.

If you insist on sandy, well, that’s your perogative (though I believe the aforementioned Canadian Maritimes have some sandy beaches), but these are great summer tourism destinations.


Chaim Mattis Keller
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impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
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Try Jamaica Mon! I went last year, stayed in Montego Bay and it was fantastic! 80 degrees year round, beautiful, white sand beaches, lively, intriguing culture, etc… I stayed in a B&B which was much more personal than the mega resorts. My host brought a huge fresh fruit basket to the room and offered rides anywhere in the area.
Just a short ride south will take you to Negril, home of 7 mile beach, cliff diving and Booby Cay, something you’ll have to experience for yorself. A short jaunt North will bring you to Ocho Rios, home of Dunn’s River Falls. Here, you can climb and play in a majestic, towering falls and have some of the greatest cuisine Jamaica has to offer, although I preferred to hang in MB and eat jerk chicken and drink Red Stripe beers. Another fun trip was rafting down a river on bamboo rafts, poling, really. Our guide knew every plant and animal we saw headed down the river and was witty and charming to boot.
Whether you smoke “Ganja” or not, every other person on the street will offer it to you. It is supposed to be illegal there, but as the Jamaicans say, “No problem mon!” Just don’t try to bring any home, as there will be drug sniffing dogs around as you pick up your luggage.
What else can I say, it was incrdible…I’m going to go back there someday.

This spring, I’m headed to Cabo San Lucas! I’ll let you know how it went!


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-Phædrus

Okay, since you’re going in the summer, I’ve GOT to put in a plug for the Great Lake State (that would be Michigan). Seriously! We actually get summer here and it’s fabulous. We’ve got a butt-load of clean white sand beaches without all that messy saltwater. Lay on the beach all day, rent a jet-ski, fish from a pier, take a canoe ride down one of our many sparkling rivers. Man, the list goes on. I’m telling ya, we’re an undiscovered paradise!

East Jordan, where Mullinator is at, is in the heart of a very beautiful area and could probably give you some more tips.

Here’s some links:
www.yesmichigan.com
www.michiweb.com
www.michigan.org

Ummm, Bunny? I think Mullinator is in Georgia. It’s Milosarian up in East Jordan. EJ is very nice though. My brother lives up that way in Charlevoix.

Rats! I knew it was some “M” name. Oh well…what Uncle said! :slight_smile:

My bathroom…at least that’s what my mother says.

Studi


When I grow up, I want to be the Minister of Silly Walks.

Bermuda is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been to. Clean, pristine water, affluent. You don’t have to worry about ending up in the wrong part of town, like I’ve heard about Jamaica or the Bahamas. We rented mopeds and buzzed around the island, laid around on the beach. It was great for a romantic getaway.

It’s kind of low-key, though, and expensive. St. Croix is also nice, but has more of a social life.

There are some places in the cities I mentioned that some might worry about going to, but no more so than in almost any of the medium to large US cities. If you want to avoid political unrest and poverty, stay away from Kingston. The other “touristy” cities are fine.


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