You sure you’ve not been washing your hands all this time using Vagina Soap™
Vagina soap? Here you go.
This reminds me of a dirty joke I heard several years ago, but I can’t tell it because it’s a teeny bit racist and requires hand gestures.
“You’re soaking in it.”
“Vagina soap?”
“Palmolive.”
“Mild?”
“Oh, More than just mild. It actually softens hands while you manipulate.”
That’d be just fine with the little man in the boat…