Are those tears more sticky or more slippery? Are they stretchy?
cartooniverse, all three of my cats were sure some horrible fate had befallen me when i read your post. they ran in to the room to save me!
ultress, while i am with you on the somethings should be kept private, sometimes threads like this can be reassuring and informative.
my family is rather packed full of women, and i can tell you NOT once would there be a discussion on this topic. the one time someone dared to use the “v” word, i thought my mum and aunt might have to be taken to the er. although there is the rather humourous story of the time we needed a bandaid for a cut finger and my aunt ended up with a panty liner on her index finger. she had NO clue what it was and why we were laughing so hard… now, that is ignorance at it’s best.
Well I’m a guy and I used to love going down on my girl friends, but now I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to do that again.
Oh, like there’s no such thing as penile discharge. It’s even the ultimate goal, right? At least you’re not in [sub]much[/sub] danger of your girlfriend discharging all over your face and hair. And wanting to film it.
I swear, some guys use that thing like it’s a fire extinguisher.
Actually, you’re fine. The line you can’t cross with me is actually requesting a sample or a regular supply for your household repair projects. Then, my love, you’ve gone too far.
But even with that reassurance… let me remind me that since I have your mailing address, you should beware of any jar-shaped packages from Michigan.
Now would you all keep it down? “The Sound of Music” is on Fox.
No, I need a rationalization as to why I keep reading these threads, and I’ve been using stupidity as my crutch for too long.
My mom told me a lot, but not that anything but blood would ever “leak” as you put it. I had no idea what it was for the longest time. That, and she didn’t tell me that when you first get your period they may be only a little, dark colored blood…after about three months of little spots, I finally asked her if that’s what it was! I wish I had gotten a hold of “Changing Bodies, Changing Lives” before my periods began, because it cleared a lot of things up.
Can we talk birthcontrol pills for a moment? (I have that annual doctor appointment soon, and I can’t wait to ask about this.)
I’ve heard that you can take the pill continuously without a break, thereby eliminating your period altogether. True?
I don’t need them, as I’ve had my tubes tied after the third child, but the periods! Gads. Cramps, bloating, mood swings, a full freakin’ week of bleeding. I simply can’t stand this anymore and menopause is way too far off.
All I can say if it’s true is, gimme, gimme, gimme!
Yay! Go go vaginal discharge!!!
I dont have alot to report. I just finished bleeding today so theres a little bit o pink but nothing irregular or neat. I will say that the book ‘Cunt’ taught me SOO much about my cycle. The author claimed to be able to tell where she was in her cycle by the color and the consistency of her vaginal discharge. And she’s right. If you pay close enough attention, you can time the whole thing by where your juices are at. Neat, huh?
-malk, who loves her vagina.
Hear, hear!
Although the little guy isn’t going to be functional for a while after reading…
The one drawback to being a guy is the constant horniness factor. I can’t even walk down a crowded hallway without checking out the passing racks, much less do any rational thinking with girls around.
But it’s a small price to pay for not having all that icky stuff come out of me. Two types of genital discharge are enough for me, thanks!
I, for one, really like these threads. They’re funny, informative, and make me feel better about having female parts. Especially now, when I’m juuuuust starting those last five days before my period begins. The normal mid-cycle secretions have finally stopped (thank goodness. I was starting to dehydrate!), and full-blown PMS should be whomping me in the ovaries any second now.
[sub]Excuse me, but does anyone here have any chocolate-covered salt?[/sub]
If any guy wants a girl who has no vaginal discharge whatsoever, he can either be a freak and troll hysterectomy support boards
Yep, like she said, you still get a discharge but I haven’t have the rubber cement since I got the hysterectomy. I still have the rampaging hormones though since they didn’t remove the egg makers.
As to the continuous use of bc pills, it was done in Saudi due to the lack of sanitary conditions. When you can’t take a shower without someone standing gaurd, well…the showers were also used by everyone, the “floor” of the shower if you were lucky was a wooden palet. I didn’t have any lasting effects from doing it and the nurses were the ones who recommended it. There might be a nurse or a doctor hanging out somewhere around here though who can give you an idea what the long term effects would be.
Other discharge…
I have had colostrum(sp?) from my nipples since I was 20 or so…it’s clear or milky in color. It has recently changed color. On one side it is a green/brown color. :\ One of the nurses who works with my mom said that it is caused by inflamation. Who’d ‘a’ thunk? I’m still going to have it tested, military insurance is a good thing but I haven’t had the time or a sitter at the same time to get it taken care of.
Yes, bodies are weird and wonderful things. I’m glad I don’t have to put all that in latin, cause for the life of me I can’t remember what some of the latin is. I know it, just can’t think of it. I’m glad I’m a girl and didn’t have to worry about the class knowing that I was turned on when I had to go to the board. 
I LIKE being a girl.
OH MY GOD!!!
This is the FUNNIEST post I’ve seen in a long time,
I am almost literallly dying from laughter here!!!
I mean tears and a painful stomach!!!
I cant thank you enough whoever started this, this is the best laugh I"ve had in such a long time!
I mean , just seeing the face that ponditLIsa posted was hysterical!!!
Yes, it is grossssss as hell but I guess being able to relate and the fact that it WAS gross added to it.
I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
However I do have to add my 12 and 1/2 cents worth.
Rubber cement???
Nah, my money is on Egg Whites…
God, you people just KILL ME!!! ROFLMAO>>>>>>>>>
Thanks again for the laughs!!!
No, I don’t. And I’m probably older than most of you (47). There have always been advertisements for “feminine products”. Most such ads were so vague that we poor ignorant men had no idea what the product did.
But the champion ad of all time, or so Allan Sherman suggested, was “Modess …because.” Nobody understood that one.
After 25 years of marriage and two children, my gross-out point for bodily functions and excretions has risen considerably. (Don’t take that as a challenge.)
I don’t agree. You seem to be saying that sharing personal stuff = repellent, and I don’t follow that. It’s not like the thread has a misleading name…
:eek:
OTOH, I’ll just slip that 'ole jar up on the shelf with the OTHER oddly shaped pacakges that have arrived courtesy of Crank Central Shipping and Handling.
<<Meekly>> Uh…the check’s in the mail…
Cartooniverse, your groveling mancub
p.s. Is it just me, or did the image of Julie Andrews dressed in a modified habit make this thread much more interesting??? 
Chocolate… Covered… Salt?!
With the subject matter at hand I risk the permanent loss of my ability to consume pizza, but could you explain??
sterling north, a common craving is sweet and salty during certain times of the month. a good solution would be chocolate covered pretzels or potato chips. in essence chocolate covered salt! keep some on hand at all times.
I dig children, now more than ever. I can’t say why.
I will insist (although I get only a 20% vote) that my future wife stays intact and natural as far as possible.
I am envious to a degree that I cannot create a gift of the magnitude that a woman can. There is no other miracle in fact or fiction that can surpass that natural ability. Creation.
You have to admit, with all the gooey bits (from a myriad of places) that on the whole and in a very general way, humans (from an engineering point) are fantastic, and I must say that I am absolutley fascinated by the female anatomy (gooey bits and all).
I cannot wait to spawn.
I can’t believe that I found a reason to post in this thread!
I’m amazed that more women don’t do this. If I was a female, I sure think that I would. It may be healthier to have fewer periods as well.
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/skipping_periods011030.html
Yeah, but the two discharges that we are talking about are slightly different.
As for our fire extinguishers we try not to make too big of a mess.