Valete, Vox Imperatoris

It’s not that I wasn’t “in on it”. It’s more that the obviously 13-year-old-male style of the “humor”, the lack of punctuation, and, well, the “joke” just lacks that little something. You know–the funny.

Whatever happened to the OP, anyway? It’s been like four days since he’s posted in his own thread.

Has he been grounded?

Or has he fallen victim to item #2877 in the SDMB List of Conventions and Malt-Beverage Recipes? Videlicet: “You know you’re in trouble when your Pit thread becomes a jokefest.”
War is Hell,
WT Sherman

What? The OP posted two posts before yours. Or did you mean the object of the OP’s ire?

σιγά ω μορωτατε,
fachverwirrt

::looks at thread entry on Pit main page::
:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:
War is Hell,
BJ Moose

Damn it. I was following this conversation along so well and then this sign-off-less post has to come along and screw it all to hell.

Aaargh! It’s driving me to madness. Are you still talking? WHO ARE YOU?!
"I say what it occurs to me to say when I think I hear people say things. More I cannot say."DA
-T

What was the OP again?

already explained, already detailed, and I was evidently wrong you still aren’t in on the joke

You’re a Dumas
Whats a Dumas?
It’s French for Dumbass Dumbass
Crit

I hate it when the op goes missing in the middle of a thread that has become somehow weirdly hijacked while still largely on topic
You’re a Dumas
Whats a Dumas?
It’s French for Dumbass Dumbass
Crit

I get it. That doesn’t change the fact that it’s obviously immature and lacking the funny. I’m sure I would laugh if I were 13, though, if that makes you feel any better.

Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist

but you dont get it, there was nothing to laugh at if you are 13, the only one laughing was me because as already explained the kid was serious. as in he seriously thought that Dumas was in fact french for Dumbass.

your reading comprehension has gone up!!
You’re a Dumas
Whats a Dumas?
It’s French for Dumbass Dumbass
Crit

I actually knew a Dumas back when I was 13. And yes, she was teased and called a Dumbass.
I felt bad for her.
:frowning:

Please find my Sig From Here.

Perhaps you are only recently arrived to our little cul-de-sac of the Internet; therefore allow me to acquaint you with a sample of our idiosyncrasies. We take a measure of pride in bandying about words with elaborate flourishes hereabouts. If we were to peruse a thesaurus at every turn, naught but fragmentary thoughts would ever be committed to the virtual parchment. Indeed, some of our number have taken it upon ourselves to ingrain a grander set of verbiage into our synapses, that we may summon them forth with alacrity. It may behoove you either to emulate this feat, or to seek refuge elsewhere on the electron sea.

Yeah, okay, whatever. :rolleyes:

Go stuff your ass with broken glass and seal it up with glue (by which, of course, I mean “Regards”),
ElvisL1ves

:rolleyes: Whatever. I’ve been around long enough to spot pseudo-intellectual verbal diarrhea when I see it, which may make you feel superior, but really doesn’t add much to the discussion. It’s sad to think how long it took you to write that, and if you claim that this is “normal speak” for you, I suspect you spend a lot of time alone.

“electron sea” indeed, Robert Frost.
Up Your Pompous Ass With A Red Hot Poker,
Mark Twain

Ooooo, I always wanted to do this…

(Cough, Ahem) WHOOSH…
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Please see name as stated above

If I was WHOOSHED, I really missed it. :smack:

appropriately embarrassed,
Valente

Nearly 400 posts. Jahmazing!

pointless sigs are pointless.

Yes, but some of the points aren’t sigless, and that’s the point…of something or other.
Save Your Love For Me,
Renee And Renata

Bald is not a hair color.

Affectaciously,
~NickInUpperLeftCorner

It canbe.

Zip it up and zip it out,
-T