from the TV movie Blood Ties:
I also remember a couple of episodes of Angel, in which Angel and Wesley saved people from being killed and eaten by demons, only to be castigated for disrespecting the demon’s culture.
Sorry, but I don’t get to live for centuries. :mad: They should understand that we’re a bit more in a hurry than they are.
Bennett Cerf told a story of a young girl confronted by a Wolfman. When she holds up a cross, he replies, “Oy vey, you got the wrong volf!”
When I taught religious school at the synagogue, we had a discussion every year about how a Jew would fight a vampire.
And…?
Imagine trying to make a Star of David out of found objects when being attacked. Oy vey!
They’d make good throwing stars, though.
If they were at a pool hall (billiards) they could simply grab two ball racks and position them appropriately…
You know what you’re supposed to do when you see a goth that is actually running? Roll down the window and yell “Hey, where’s the funeral!”
(That one is from Doug Benson)
There’s currently a Halloween card featuring this joke only the humans are nuns. The punch line is “Get the @$#* our windshield.” I have sent out over a dozen of them to long distance friends.
Totally missed this the first time around. Whoosh!
So… the vampire was delaying your travel in a way that was not creating a dangerous set of circumstances for you. Yet you respond with a object that inflicts actual pain (if not damage) to the other person?
Complete over reaction. Hate speech? No. Assault? yes.