Stop. Stop what you’re doing. And make these brownies.
Brownie:
1 1/2 cups unbleached flour
1/2 cup cocoa
1 1/2 cups dry sweetener
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
3/4 cup coffee
3/4 cup soy milk
1/3 cup vegetable oil
1 cup chocolate/carob chips (I use a delicious bar of my favourite: organic brazillian hazelnut dark chocolate, cut up into little bits, instead of chocolate chips. But a company called “Tropical Source” makes yummy dairy-free chips in several baking-friendly flavours, if you’re interested)
Glaze:
7 oz good quality dark chocolate
5 oz vegan margarine (I use one called Fleischman’s, no whey powder)
Okay, so you preheat your oven to 325 degrees F. Take your 9 X 9 pan and grease and flour it. Good. Sift together your cocoa, flour, baking soda, baking powder, sugar/sweetener, and salt. In a different bowl: mix your coffee, soy milk, and veggie oil. Now, mix those two, um, mixes together. Stir in your chocolate chips/chocolate bar bits/whatever. Pour and scoop the batter into your pan, and bake it for 25 mins. Or so. Y’know, til the toothpick comes out clean.
Let the scrumdiddlyumptious brownie cool for awhile. When it’s getting close to cool, make your glaze. Do the double boiler/bain-marie thingy - a bowl resting over a pot of simmering water. This way your chocolate won’t get too hot. Picture here if you’re new to this. Anyway, so place the chocolate and margarine in the pot. The water in the bottom pot should be at medium-low heat. Whish together the chocolate and marg, til it’s nice and smooth. Pour the yummy, chocolatey glaze over the brownie, and let it set in your fridge.
Okay, the thing is, you can have one medium-size brownie. But anymore than that, and all of a sudden, you look across the table at your friend, and somehow the two of you must have fallen asleep when someone came in and at your whole pan of brownies. Such a shame, really.
This is the recipe I make for non-vegans who think all vegans eat nothing but brown rice and broccoli. Now, mind you, I could really care less what people think about veganism - I tend to keep my opinion of meat eaters to myself, and hope that the omnivores will respect that by not calling me a eating disordered nutbar, or somesuch thing. Y’know.
Enjoy the brownies!