"Vegas Golden Knights" - Ha ha ha ha

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Chronos

I’m apparently missing a lot of backstory, here. Why is this team going to be so bad, and what’s so bad about “Golden Knights” as a name?

From the NHL thread:

@Snowboarder_Bo

So I went down to T-Mobile Arena this afternoon for the big announcement… took some photos and some video… talked to people in hockey jerseys from all over, all eager to find out what our team name was gonna be… talked to my friend who did the pyro and confetti… then came time for the big announcement and we all found out that our team was gonna be named…the Vegas Golden Knights:mad:

The crowd was visibly and audibly not thrilled. Many of us put our wallets away. A good number of us then walked away, unwilling to have anything to do with that name.

Of the 3 that were still in the running, Bill Foley picked the worst one. It’s awful. Coupled with the clip art logo and the terrible font, this is a disaster of a name. The team colors are even stupid. Oh, and for some reason, he left “Las” off the team name.

I fully expect this will catch on, and we’ll soon play the Jose Sharks , the York Rangers, the Angeles Kings and, of course, the Bay Lightning.

:rolleyes:

Months and months and months and millions of dollars spent, and this is the fucking team name??? :eek:

Cite.

@Snowboarder_Bo

They couldn’t get the rights to Black Knights because that’s the team name of Bill Foley’s alma mater, West Point. The US Gov’t wasn’t going to give away that name.

Gary Bettman was there, of course (and think Og he relishes the role of the heel) and he made a little speech about how “this will be your identity in the NHL, this is a big deal and all of you are a part of it blah blah blah”, and then they spring this shitty name on the crowd.

The internet trolling started about 23 seconds after the announcement, most likely by someone standing in the crowd with me. You can hear the crowd go “Whaaaaaaaa???” and boo in the video I shot.

@Snowboarder_Bo

The NHL reportedly would not allow any gambling references, so there was never any hope of the Las Vegas Aces, Las Vegas Blackjacks, etc.

Everyone in the crowd was prepped for the Las Vegas Desert Knights. It’s the best of the three finalist names and would have reflected the geography in some way. The ex post facto justifications for the name and the team colors on the NHL cite is just so much rationalizing.

Here’s the best part: I don’t want a team name that signifies “defenders of the realm” and “protect those who cannot protect themselves”. I want a team name that signifies “unstoppable juggernaught that crushes everything in it’s way” and “destroyer of all who oppose us”.

Also, leaving “Las” off the team name is just stupid, stupid, STUPID! Can you imagine any team owner being dumb enough to call his team the 'Frisco 49ers? The Antonio Spurs? The York Yankees? It’s not a tribute to our city to go hacking the name up, ffs.

I may have opportunities to see games at the new arena, but you can bet your ass I won’t be rooting for the local team, not with a shitty name and shitty logo like that.

Hell, I was ready to drop a couple hundred bucks on a jersey last night, but when I heard the name I said “well, I’m not giving them money for that” and about 15 people near me nodded and said the same thing.

Months and months of work and millions spent on legal fees, and this is what they come up with. Fuck the Vegas Golden Knights.

@Snowboarder_Bo

Keeping in mind that they are dependent on the goodwill of the league for revenue and access to players, I think this is the closest anyone writing on ESPN is gonna get to saying outright “this is terrible and needs to be completely redone.”

NHL team brands? It isn’t even fit to sit alongside any of the ECHL or AHL team brands. I’ll keep wearing my Elmira Jackals and my Milwaukee Admirals and my Florida Everblades and my Greenville Swamp Rabbits, etc. jerseys.

THOSE are some awesome team names and logos.

Fuck the Vegas Golden [del]Showers[/del]Knights.

Dumbest of all is the fact that the helmet in the logo isn’t even a knight’s helmet.

Plus jokes write themselves: golden showers, golden girls, etc.