versus (this is a silly one)

I was a bit worried about putting this thread here, but having just read what was apparently one of many posts about penis size, I feel a little bit better about it.

that said, who do you think would win in a fight: Riddick or Hellboy? This is, of course, assuming an awful lot: that the both of them are in the same time and place, that they have some reason to oppose each other, that they have some knowledge of each others’ capabilities (having seen them in action, or whatnot), time to prepare a defense, and so on. In this particular scenario, one does not immediately assume that they will have a threeway or torrid affair with certain people who catch wind of this particular idea(you know who you are), or i don’t, at least. I’d imagine if you got them drunk…no, no. nevermind. the fight’s what i’m wondering about: who’d win? any thoughts?

bamf

Well, I think it depends on the fight. Is it to the death? or just till one is very badly beaten up?

Hellboy has the strength, speed, and reach advantage. He’s also much more durable. However, he was raised to be a good hearted, and that could be a problem if he’s forced to fight a human to the death.

Riddick has an advantage if the fight takes place in the dark (since he can see in the dark…) Thats about it. In a fight to the death, I doubt he’d have any problem with killing a demon, whether the demon is goodhearted or not. But he is only human, Vin Diesel human, but still only human. In a decently lit area it probably wouldn’t be too long before he’s beaten unconscious.

So I’d say Hellboy is the favor to win, odds 15-1. Now if Riddick caught him off guard, in a lightless area, without his glowsticks… might be different.

Batman. If he’s prepared.

Sending this to Cafe Society.

I’d say…Hellboy. He’s a giant demon with a stone hand, for one thing.

Riddick…he’s a prison lifer, with the equivilant of night vision goggles permenantly attached to his eyes.

Riddick’s a high-level badass, true. And with a high Mojo level to boot.

But Hellboy’s a high-level badass with high mojo, AND he’s a huge supernatural creature. I bet he could literally tear Riddick in half, if he had the inclination.

Hellboy also has a “pistol” the size of my head. Riddick has…what, a shiv?