Of course, for maximum effect it would have to Screech, driven mad by that black girl’s constant rejection of him, striding through the halls of Bayside High with an automatic rifle. Zack, Slater, Kelly, Principal Skinner and the Showgirls chick all get splattered by rifle fire. This is all an insane effort on Screech’s part to impress the girl of his dreams, and it works! They run off, get married, and become wandering serial murderers ala Natural Born Killers.
Speaking of which:
In a very special episode, Buffy learns that vampirism is a sexually transmitted disease.
Oops! :smack:
Someone informs June what the expression “Ward, I think you were too hard on the Beaver last night” really means. Hillarity follows.
A VSE of Friends where the gang is transported to this strange land called “Harlem” and discover that there are other black people in NYC besides Ayesha Tyler.
A VSE of Blossom the recovering drug addict older brother murders the other family members during a meth-fueled relapse into addiction. He learns the valuable lesson that firing first upon police will result in the use of deadly force as a response. Pucky, cute neighbor girl Six has an emotional breakdown as a result of of witnessing the massacre and the loss of the objection of her affection, Joey. Six then decides she must experience the intensity of life because it is fleeting, and runs away from home never to return. A life of stripping,starring in hard-core porn movies, and guest appearences on the Howard Stern Showfollows.
A VSE episode of MASH* where every nurse in camp has been secretly slipped Spanish Fly as part of an elaborate prank by BJ. While Hawkeye must suffer without relief due to a dose of the clap from his last visit to the Pink Pagoda, and once again no penicillin can be found in the whole of South Korea due to hoarding and theft. As a result Radar is “slaked” enough to last a lifetime.
A VSE of The X-Files where Scully realizes there are indeed aliens and they’ve made off with David Duchovny’s acting ability.
A VSE of Full House where Bob Saget discovers “Uncle Joey” expressing his “special feelings” for the Olsen Twins. Joey kills him and gets his hash settled by Mary Kate and Ashley, who while they might have been flattered by Joey’s attentions consider their father’s murder something of a turn off. The rest of the cast is wiped out in a botched police raid when the SWAT team gets the wrong address for a combination meth lab and terrorist cell.
In a VSE of Star Trek (no bloody TNG, VOY, DS9, TAS, or ENT), Kirk, Spock , and Sulu beam into an elaborate S&M dungeon where they learn (to their sodomic delight) just why McCoy is called “Bones.”
In a VSE of Doctor Who, the Doctor, jaded by his last failed attempts to create universal harmony, uses the TARDIS to abduct, rape, and leave in other times/places various females of several different species.
In a VSE of Buffy TVS, everyone (male & female) gets naked and stays that way the whole hour. Lots of FFN and GCS.* No plot, just a bunch of running around.
In a VSE of Family Affair, Buffy starts killing people she thinks are vampires. Hilarity ensues.
In a VSE of Touched By An Angel, Incubi and Sucubi are assigned to a parochial school in mid 1800s New England. Hilarity ensues.
- full frontal nudity, gratuitous crotch shots
(I can’t believe no one has done this Bobcat Goldthwaite line.)
“Tonight on a Very Special Episode of Blossom, Joey Lawrence gets kicked in the balls.”