I’ve heard of the “two in the …” before, but I would have thought those were a bunch of dumb white kids flashing gang signs. Lord knows I see enough of them.
From here: http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/comm.php?prov=shocker (WARNING: NOT WORK SAFE)
Two in the love shack one in the ass crack
Two in the snatch one in the hatch
Two in the love sleeve one in the no please
Two in the shavey one in the gravy
Two in the junk one in the funk
Two in the turkey gobbler one in the peach cobbler
Two in the meat one in the seat
Two in the Kitty One in the Shitty
Two in the Pisser One in the Kisser
Two in the tootie and one in the bootie
Two in the koot one in the boot
Two where it squirts one where it hurts
Two in the folds one in the hole
Two where you snack one around back
Two in the blood one in the mud
Two in the jelly one in the smelly
Two for pleasin one for teasin
Two for the juice one for the caboose
There are more, but this post is long enough and I’m sure you get the point. Remember, that site is NOT WORK SAFE, but it is hillarious in its own juvenile way.
Never heard of it…
snerk
Yes, young Josh, you’re absolutely right; yours is the first generation in the history of the world to ever have touched a woman “down there” with your ACTUAL HANDS…
Not only am I over 25 and know what it is, I think he has it all wrong. The thumb doesn’t hold down the ring finger. You’re supposed to wiggle it back and forth when you make the gesture so as to demonstrate the usefulness just out front. Ther emight be two pools, but you can’t forget to take the boy in the boat.
I got really whooshed here, folks.
The local Junior High recently changed it’s mascot name or whatever since it was a “slang porn term”. Well, I didn’t really care and never looked into it. Yes, they were the “Shockers”. I’d never heard of the “shocker”, and just didn’t care enough to look into the junior high name change. Hell, it never even dawned on me even after I posted above that I’d never heard the term!
So there you have it. A whole school of Shockers. Man, I bet that got a lot of play in the halls!
Dense Duke signing off.
Oh yeah…I have a couple of “Shocker” yearbooks, too. Duke, who once even WAS a “Shocker” Damn, whooooosh!
–black455 and/or one of his 7th grade friends, lying to each other, in 1991.
We were sick little bastards…
I don’t know why I find this all so depressing, but I do.
I hadn’t heard of it until I joined the Navy.
Rather entertaining when two female officers walk by discussing The Shocker.