I just performed a veteran move today at Subways. I had to go to the bathroom but they didn’t have a public one – only one in back where it was employees only. I took my 5-year-old by the hand (it helps to have one of these handy) and asked if we could use the bathroom. The guy at the counter let us in the back to use it.
How did you know? 
Yeah, and I make Apocalypso look like a rookie. I just go in a and order a Mid sized Beef and Cheddar and get the exact same thing! It is so awesome that they even hid it in plain sight… right on their menu… next to the “Classic” Beef and Cheddar.
But, my true achievement is in ordering pizza. Sure, someone else said a Mom and Pop place recognizes them and just makes their regular order. Well, that is child’s play… there is a pizza place here… you may have heard of them… Pizza Hut (I think they have over 100 locations). Yeah, they are so big they even have a web site. And guess what… they gave me a secret code to log into a special place and when I use this code it starts out saying “Welcome back Spud” and it remembers what I ordered last and asks me if I want the same thing or not. I can even pick some special offers “just for me.” To think, they must have had a whole team of programmers setting this up “just for me.” And then they drive it to my house and right up to my door (I tried to get them to bring it all the way to my couch but they were weird about coming past the front door).