Recently found out about this from Emma Thorne, of all people (great channel, by the way, very insightful and funny): YouTube Playables. These are primarily mobile device games that have been converted to run on a desktop system, most of them even saying “tap” instead of “click”. (I remember playing Flappy Dunk on one of my old IPads.) Naturally, they’ve taken a ton of heat for being simple to play, non-stressful, and free
, which of course means that they’re perfect for me. I’ve only had time to really get into a few so far, but I have the feeling that this is where I’m going to be getting my online fix now, especially since Kongregate has long since fallen into the abyss of 24/7 Pain.
Some good stuff here! (Be sure to turn on full screen, otherwise a lot of the text will be too small to read.) Quick descriptions:
Tall Man Run - A throwback to the days where the challenge was getting a high score as opposed to dying fifty million deaths and enduring a thousand years in the 9th Circle of Hell to complete one level. Sure, the objectives are as basic as they get…pick up this stuff, avoid that stuff…but getting every helpful object and avoiding every harmful object (that it’s possible to!), time and again, is a task and a half. With hundreds of levels, it’s a massive undertaking to get a top score. This is one of those games where you can play as long as you like, take a break, and come back fresh, and if you ask me there aren’t nearly enough of them.
Race Master - An obstacle-filled pedal-to-the-medal race with rubberbanding aplenty. Like Tall Man Run, crammed with unique levels, so no two stages are exactly the same. If you’re not concerned about winning (You can’t get too concerned about wining in a racing game!
) and don’t get annoyed by all the unfair obstacle placements, this is a good place to unwind and tear it up. More Mario Kart than Gran Turismo and should be treated as such.
Parking Jam - Easy to learn, impossible to master. If you’ve played the Unpuzzle games, you have the idea. The first few levels are ridiculously easy (practically a children’s game), but when you get to the more complicated snarls you won’t be blitzing through them anymore, and the boss stages give you no room for error. (Sensible difficulty progression? That’s still possible??
) There’s no timer, making sharp eyes and the right gameplan more important than a quick trigger finger. I’ll see how long the latest boss level takes, but for now, I’m liking this one!
My Mini Mart - Build, earn, build some more. More or less a graphically-intense idle game. I know there isn’t much to it, but to have all those tangible goals in sight just keeps me going. There are other Playables like this, which I’ll get to in due time.
Running Pet Dec room - One of numerous Subway Surfers clones, all of varying quality. This one, part of the widespread My Pet franchise, seems more downbeat and relaxed; not as many goodies but also fewer expectations. I will say that being able to play this with a keyboard is a big plus. One of those things I don’t want to spend too much time on at any given time but I’ll keep coming back to.
Word of Wonders - One of numerous word-forming games (you’re given certain letters and have to make words of varying lengths out of them); I’m very familiar with this genre on both Ipad and Fire. The crossword format makes it easier than games like Word Cookies, and being able to type in the words instead of dragging my finger all over the place is a boon. Not much else to say except that I intend to reach the end someday, wherever it is!