Yeah, I’m starting this one the Sunday after the party.
This thread is for the mixed alcoholic drink you just can’t stand. Don’t make crap up-if it can’t be found in one of the standard bartender’s guides, don’t post it.
I could never understand the appeal of Bloody Marys. Whoever thought of mixing tomato juice, vodka and Tabasco sauce must have been one desperate drunk, and why the hell is there a vegetable garden growing out of the top of the damn glass?
I’ll second you on the Bloody Mary, and raise you a Bullshot. IMHO, that could be used as a form of execution.
The Bloody Mary is more interesting with gin than with vodka. I also prefer the Bloody Merrier, made with V-8 juice in place of the tomato juice.
I knew a guy who drank the Cape Codder. He wanted to fend off urinary tract infections, but he wanted some vodka with the alarming taste of cranberry juice.
Smirnoff actually advertised the Charlie Brown, made of root beer and Smirnoff vodka. A double shot of Kahlua with a few ounces of club soda makes a better root-beer-like mixed drink, IMO.
After Chesley Sullenberger III emergency-landed an airliner in the river next to Manhattan after the engines inhaled some birds, somebody made The Sully. Two shots of Grey Goose and a splash of water. 
Two or three sips of gin and tonic was about all I could stand. I don’t see how anyone can drink that crap.
Bloody Caesars are much better than Marys.
And if you’re allowing shots, here’s my entry for the worst “drink”: the Cement Mixer.
Harvey Wallbangers. Like somebody took a perfectly good screwdriver and mixed it with cough syrup.
I think my least favourite was a Manhattan; vermouth tastes terrible. I’d rather have a Harvey Wallbanger, a Bloody Mary, a Cape Cod or a G&T (especially) any day of the week.
I’ll agree on bloody marys. Who on EARTH would mix hot sauce with the burn of alcohol.
Dunno how “real” this is, but two drinks / shooters I had in college:
Gorilla fart : half tequila, half Jagermeister
Cement mixer : some combo of Bailey’s and lime juice, that congealed in your mouth.
ETA : I see that Shark Sandwich beat me to Cement Mixer.
Joe
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Any combination of energy drink (which taste like carbonated cough syrup to begin with) + vodka. Nothing like being buzzed and shitfaced at the same time.
Also, according to my sister, Jack Daniels ‘n’ Squirt.
Anything mixed with tomato juice, but that’s a personal bias. I can’t stand tomato juice.
I’ve never had one but a jammy dodger shot sounds nauseating. Just too rich and sweet. Not to mention that it plus a lack of Phil Collins tunes can make one quite irritable. 
Bloody Marys are proof God loves us.
Bloody Caesars are proof God hates Canadians.
The mai tai…
one part Karo syrup, two parts rubbing alcohol, and a dash of red food coloring. Pour over ice then dump straight down the garbage disposal before tasting.