It starts off slow, but it sure builds up to something nice. This was from 1976, and isn’t as polished as the more recent stuff.
Some of the pages are beautiful just for their ghetto quality. Like this.
Others are more esoteric: “Straighten up, man, you’re in a cheap reproduction of an oil painting.”
Or, “Here’s the source of your financial woes, clueless restaurateur!”
The subtle implication that the “contact assist” can get you laid is a nice touch, too.
All in all, a lot of fun. Enjoy!
Well, I’m not sure what happened to all the specific links there.
Some kind of engram, I guess.
Wow, that is a trip. Didn’t know what CoS was in the OP and it took a number of slides to finally figure it out. Really cracked up at his detective work in the restaurant.
Oh, that’s really funny. For some reasonthis one has me splitting my sides. “Look, drunken person, here’s a crappy picture on the wall! Feel better now?”
The real discovery is that there are immortal people living disguised among us – one of the Vikings from the 10th Century was hired as the new cook in the restaurant, and then joined the Chamber of Commerce. I think he was at the funeral too.
This bears looking into…
Is “livingness” even a word?
Who the heck wrote those captions, Bulwer-Lytton? “And that placed beneath these goals is Man’s first foundation for their attainment, based on Scientology technology which is in fact a body of truths that put to practice will attain for all men these long-desired ideals.” :finger-down-throat smiley:
The Volunteer Minister enjoys the fruits of his training, which I suppose from page 20, means that he gets to watch others make out.
This is priceless!
Do you suppose the producers of this dreck realized that the “Volunteer Minister” looks like the most insufferable buttinski on the planet?
I personally like how everyone’s living rooms appear to be illuminated by the blazing midday sun directly overhead. You’d think that the Scientologist could enjoy the fruits of, say, having a roof.
I like their version of world history. For thousands of years, people prayed to the sun and hunted for survival. Then, the Buddhists came…
You dirty-minded man! If you closely examine the preceeding page, you’ll see that his cunning plan was to scapegoat the other guest in order to make more room on that tacky little loveseat. That’s why he’s so smug about being able to stretch his arms out on page twenty.
Being in the same room while the couple has sex was a foregone conclusion. (I say this based on my experiences living in two seperate Scientology-dominated households. S’truth.)
Yes, I am aware that my sample size leaves a little to be desired.
You know, it’s not the size of your sample that matters…
There’s something to be said for an ample sample, all the same.
While that is true, you just have to do the best with the sample you have.
Unless you’re planning on enlarging your sample.
[sub]sorry for the hijack[/sub]
S’okay-- it’s only right and proper that a Scientology thread should go OT.