Violent Gang Steals Over 3,500 Pounds of Cheese Worth $23,000 From Farm

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I also thought the estimates of the cheeses’ cash value were fun because it reminded me of when I (a cheese freak) lived in the Netherlands and loooooved how what the Dutch considered normal, mid-quality, boring everyday gouda cheese cost about $3.50/lb (back then; maybe $5 now). But once imported to the USA the same cheese would sell for $8 or 9/lb. then, maybe $11-13 now.

OK, there’s import duties and tarriffs and all that but then why does gouda produced in Wisconsin cost about $12 now when Wisconsin cheddar costs about $5.50? I like US cheddar ok but in general “basic” cheeses in the US can not even approach so-so Dutch cheeses in quality.

What is up with this? Is it that the Dutch (and Europeans in general) simply will not tolerate lame cheese at ANY price but also will not accept everyday cheeses priced reach?

It’s the same with the average store-brand cookies at an average Dutch/European grocery store. Delicious cookies made with real sugar butter, eggs, flour, and little else cost the same as the Crisco, HF corn-syrup, soy lecithin, artificial whey solids, etc “cookies” in American grocery stores. You can buy some of the European cookies in the USA for 3x their European price (!)

Why do American settle for such low-quality in so many things?

One or more proud Wisconsians will probably be along to (figuratively) whap you upside the head for suggesting their state’s cheeses are inferior to Euro-cheese.

I can’t fathom your belief that HFCS ruins cookies compared to refined sugar. I love the taste of corn syrup in the morning.

I believe that is a very good question, and it seems to apply not only to foodstuff, but many other realms of life too. Not wanting to derail this thread, I’ll just point out that HFCS makes people resemble the assumed cow in first approximation. A form which brings me back to our topic

Now… apropos of absolutely nothing - does anyone want to buy any cheese ?

Edam if you do, gouda if you don’t?

Cam and Bert, you clever guys aren’t married so sit with the krafty singles. Colby and Jack, you’re stilton probation for cutting the cheese in front of Brie last week. Queso closed!

Man oh man.
They are gonna be on Miralax for years.

And those are just some of the benefits of an all cheese diet…