Crud. Yes. I uploaded it but forgot the link. Sorry. I think after I put up fisha’s, I thought that my quote of fish was full.
Oops! I forgot fishbicycle’s rendition of the classic “Mary rarely rose”. Plus all of Inner Stickler’s contributions. So, here’s The Compendium again. 
Now included: samples from cmyk, antechinus, jsgoddess, nashiitashii, Pushkin, fisha, and Hypnagogic Jerk. Plus fishbicycle and Inner Stickler! fisha’s samples arrived in the form of a video (Windows WMV format), from which I extracted the audio.
The compendium:
“Poor”, “pore”, and “pour”.
Pronounced by Sunspace
Pronounced by Telperien
Pronounced by Cazzle
Pronounced by NinetyWt
Pronounced by Spoons
Pronounced by dynamitedave
Pronounced by TheLoadedDog
Pronounced by sandra_nz
Pronounced by antechinus
Pronounced by cmyk
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
Pronounced by jsgoddess
Pronounced by Inner Stickler
“Marry”, “merry”, and “Mary”.
Pronounced by Sunspace
Pronounced by Telperien
Pronounced by Cazzle
Pronounced by NinetyWt
Pronounced by Spoons
Pronounced by dynamitedave
Pronounced by TheLoadedDog
Pronounced by sandra_nz
Pronounced by antechinus
Pronounced by cmyk
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
Pronounced by jsgoddess
Pronounced by Inner Stickler
“Mary was merry as she married Terry, but then Scary Larry got carried away and chased Barry’s hairy dairy cattle through the ceremony.”
Pronounced by Sunspace
Pronounced by Telperien
Pronounced by Cazzle
Pronounced by Spoons colloquially
Pronounced by Spoons more formally, as for a newscast
Pronounced by NinetyWt
Pronounced by dynamitedave
Pronounced by TheLoadedDog
Pronounced by sandra_nz
Pronounced by antechinus
Pronounced by cmyk
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
Pronounced by jsgoddess
Pronounced by Inner Stickler
“Don”, “Dawn”, “Aaron”, and “Erin”.
Pronounced by Sunspace
Pronounced by Telperien
Pronounced by Cazzle
Pronounced by NinetyWt
Pronounced by dynamitedave
Pronounced by TheLoadedDog
Pronounced by sandra_nz
Pronounced by cmyk
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
Pronounced by jsgoddess
Pronounced by Inner Stickler
“Boot”, “boat”, “about”, and “house”.
Pronounced by Spoons
Pronounced by TheLoadedDog
Pronounced by cmyk
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
“The dog went out and about.”
Pronounced by NinetyWt
Pronounced by fisha
“Mary rarely rose at dawn, but did so on the day she was to marry Don in order to pore over details such as whether the weather would be fine or poor for taking pictures, who was to pour the wedding wines and pitchers of beer, and to be sure that her poor, overly merry cousin Aaron, visiting from Erin, would catch the last boat (a converted ketch) from the mainland and so would not arrive until about the time the honeymoon bags were put in the boot.”.
Pronounced by Sunspace
Pronounced by Fatwater_Fewl
Pronounced by Bambi Hassenpfeffer (Bambi, I must apologise. There’s some kind of weird glitch that cuts off your sample just after ‘ketch’ every time I normalise it and then export it as an MP3.) Here’s the original.
Pronounced by Spoons colloquially
Pronounced by Spoons more formally, as for an audiobook
Pronounced by GorillaMan
Pronounced by dynamitedave
Pronounced by TheLoadedDog
Pronounced by sandra_nz
Pronounced by antechinus
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk in a more formal way.
Pronounced by jsgoddess
Pronounced by nashiitashii
Pronounced by Pushkin
Pronounced by fisha
Pronounced by fishbicycle
Pronounced by Inner Stickler
“Poor old Paul pored over the book as Portia poured him some porter.”
Pronounced by Spoons colloquially
Pronounced by Spoons more formally, as for a newscast
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
“It was dawn when Don, Dawn, Aaron, and Erin took off, but Erin made an error in navigation.”
Pronounced by Spoons colloquially
Pronounced by Spoons more formally, as for a newscast
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
“I put on my boots and left the house to talk with a man about a boat.”
Pronounced by Spoons colloquially
Pronounced by Spoons more formally, as for a newscast
Pronounced by Hypnagogic Jerk
Pronounced by fisha
What, you want a Texan to chime in or something?
Sure! 
Oh. My. God. You sound like Walter Cronkite. BRILLIANT!
ETA: I’ll see if I can’t find a microphone and add my voice to the mix.
Thats great!!
I thought you were text-to-voice software at first - but realised that AT&T don’t do a Canadian voice.
This could make a good game… stick some audio files up and a list of names, and see if people can match the voices to the poster. Or something.
Anyway, i’ve sent a thing to Sunspace, in the hope their inbox isn’t getting too busy.
If you can hold on a day or so, I’ll get out the microphone at the house (not at home right now) and record you some stuff.
I apparently sound like the Texas Country Reporter guy, if you know who that is.
And here it is!
And what with all these MP3s I’m hosting and all, I’m going to have to be careful. Outbound transfer out of my web server is up to the incredible figure of 0.002 of my traffic quota.
Hypnagogic Jerk sounds a lot like Sunspace.
Really? I can assure you that I am not him (I know that’s not what you’re saying). I’ve always thought that my voice sounds nerdy, I don’t know if that’s what you’re hearing. Also note that here I was reading a text and I could use several takes in order to say it correctly. If you heard me speaking English (especially if I’m nervous), I’d probably have a different accent.
Hey look everybody, it’s the birth of my crappy website! I just slapped it together and posted my voice files. Here it is!
I would like to put in a request for jsgoddess and Revenant Threshold to come and read me stories. Or just the tv listings, whichever.
“Here in the United States, ‘boot’ is something you put on your foot.”
I couldn’t resist a little smartassery.
I don’t think I can come there, but I can make a recording. 