You’re not a member of the Blue Man Group are you?
A potential voter asked
Well, first let me just say that I’m in favor of the environment. But I also favor strong laws that will take the environment out of private hands, and put it in the hands of people like me and other government officials.
As to your particular situation, since you’re outside my district, I really don’t have an opinion. But if you should move to my district, I would have to weigh specifically just how your project might benefit me.
Thanks for the ten grand. But quite honestly, I get that much just to consider casting a vote. And that’s without having to read anything.
A concerned voter said
Before I do that, I really need to know what sort of connections and clout you have. It might be that I could get your vote just by promising the same ol’ crap you’ve been promised since you were eighteen years old.
A Massachusetts voter asked
Since I’m running on the Democratic ticket, let me just say that I think the Kennedys are important American icons. I think I am distantly related to them, fifteenth cousins eight times removed or something.
A concerned voter asked
No, but I am working on a calendar.