Voyeurism on the web

…some time ago i stumbled upon a website which somehow accessed all the search keywords people were typing into the search engines. It was called ‘Voyeurs of the Search Engines’ or something and the lists refreshed every 10 seconds or so. So at any time you’d see about 10 keywords people had typed into the search engines… like

1 cyndi lauper
2 naked asian babies
3 brittney spears
4 lawn care
5 clear plating
6 martha stewart
7 homemade applesauce
8 anorexia
9 sexual harassment
10 jesse james

So… does anyone know what i’m talking about, and if so do you know the URL? I’ve tried searching for it, and somewhere someone is watching me search for it… and laughing…


OfficeGirl’s Cubicle Farm

“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”

Found two:



“The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening

Webcrawler has one

Click to go there

Here’s another one:

Yer pal,

Phobia - You’rer quicker on the draw, but mine is more accurate. What say we call it a draw, eh? :slight_smile:

Ok so that’s the main page.
And now for something completely different…

Click here for Search Voyeur

I must admit, I am mesmerized by that voyeur marquee at Excite (yeah, I know, get a life). However, I thought the level of porn inquiries would be higher. Is it possible it is censored for X-rated material?


“Believe those who seek the truth.
Doubt those who find it.” --Andre Gide

If you want a blantant example of fraudulent web voyeurism, goto

You’ll notice the queries in the “what people are asking Jeeves right now” box are cycling. I presume they do this to keep visitors from seeing the more likely “wAr3 r da porn pix?” type questions.

That Excite marquee is mesmerizing. I probably spent 10 minutes staring at it and LMAO; now there’s either something wrong with my monitor or my eyes because, as I type this, the letters appear to be sliding across the screen…

Hoo, anyway, it’s quite fascinating, and quite horrifying now that I realize every dumb thing I’ve looked for has been stared at by someone and probably laughed at, too…

What makes me really sad is that I could have answered some of these questions myself, but there’s no way to. And it makes me sadder still that the person looking for “Egyption Heilogliphs” isn’t going to come up with anything :frowning:

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

from the Excite thingie
“grow” +“body hair”
followed by
“where is the longest pubic hair”

“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
OpalCat’s site: http://opalcat.com
The Teeming Millions Homepage: fathom.org/teemingmillions

+Pig +launcher +reciever +valve +interlock
What the HELL is this person looking for!!?!?!??! This terrifies me in some strange way.

“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
OpalCat’s site: http://opalcat.com
The Teeming Millions Homepage: fathom.org/teemingmillions

“dialated peoples”
Um… someone is confused.

kicking AND boys AND groin
oh this is nice

Oh this will generate a nice specific search


nuns yellowpages
Nuns have their own yellowpages??

genius alert

Have fun searching through the nine billion results, pal.
You are a freaking idiot. Nuff said.

I don’t want to know.

Where can I download music mp3s on the internet at?
This is an example of the reason asking questions in a search engine is useless.

spinal AND cord AND injury AND lsd AND muscle AND spasm
Having a bad day, buddy?

Yeah but they require a bit more intelligence than wot you gots.

where can I find information on the lotus and the lotus-eaters and the buddhists’ sacred lotus?

What is Clitoris?
A magical thing you’ll probably never find.

Ok, I turned it off. It was becoming far too addictive. The ticker is so much more fun to watch than the refreshing pages I’ve seen in the past!

“Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…”
OpalCat’s site: http://opalcat.com
The Teeming Millions Homepage: fathom.org/teemingmillions

Dialated Peoples are an underground rap group, maybe about a thousand people know of them in the whole country. How odd to hear about them here…

Opal, loved your comments on each query, hilarious stuff.
I am now hooked on the Excite ticker. If I see any really freaky ones, I will be back to share em :slight_smile: