w00t! (or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the recession)

Before the stock market took a nosedive, all my savings were liquid. Now, they’re in the stock market and my savings jumped 10% yesterday alone. I’m beating the yearly market in a single day.

I also got a $280 brown suede jacket for $100 at Jos A Bank during their AHHH WE’RE GOING TO GO BANKRUPT sale earlier this week.

Go recession!