You do? When did this start and why was I not informed?
It’s been around for a while and I can’t find anything about it. I saw it on a documentary. I will keep up the search, though.
~Tasha
Hey, I lived there for 12 years–I’ve earned my right to poke a little fun. I mean, I still say “ki’in” when referring to a baby cat. I agree, though, that it is not a unit of measure, such as a county or iceberg.
Prostitution ought to be legal. A gentleman ought not to patronize it. It hurts people.
That should certainly open up some new options for the design of their state quarter.
This is a patronizing sentiment. Are you not a gentleman?
Just remember, it’s pronounced “pvostitution.”
No, it’s pronounced “pouston.” Geez.
Me, I’ll be back in Boston next Fall, and Providence is a quick train ride away. Hmmmm… Not usually my thing, but I’ll definitely make a mental note 
Wha’? Maybe in Bahston, not in Pvovidence.
Ahh foxwoods, the single largest casino in the world. You wouldn’t even know it’s in my backyard. It’s like you are driving on route 2 among trees and lakes and old homes then, BLAMO!!! there’s Foxwoods. YA can’t tell me they are not importing their own hoes [ouch thanks Imus] into that montrous casino. Ahem, excuse me Prostitutes not hoes. Please don’t kick me off the dope for saying that. 
Now, with IMAX. So you can dump your kids off for a few hours and get back to losing the rent on Carribean Stud Poker.
“Another hand, Sheriff Pangborn?”
The Sheriff looks up from his whiskey and reads the name on the dealer’s shirt: Leland Gaunt.