Seriously? You mean, Nevada might not have a monopoly on the market anymore?
~Tasha
Why road trip when you could cruise over to Small Street?
sorry, couldn’t resist!
We all know monopolies are evil anyway. If it’s true, good for RI!
Rhode Island, huh? Can’t find it on a map. What’s it close to?
Me - I live less than 5 miles from the border of RI. I’m amazed…seriously amazed. I remember driving through Narragansett last summer and noticing all the “massage parlors…” My wife commented: look at all the spas…
I said. Honey those aren’t spas, unless getting a massage has changed to laying down on your back. 
so…willl we soon be saying:
"what happens in the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations
stays in the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations "
ahh…such a catchy slogan…
When my daughter was 6 or 7, we were passing through a part of Pittsburgh known for streetwalkers. It was late fall/early winter. She looked at a couple women in shorts and tiny tops and said, “Aren’t they cold?”. I smirked and said, “Oh yea, or so I’ve heard”.
I wonder why all the Indian Casino’s don’t feature prostitution as well?
Its just a short drive from Foxwoods…
The proposed new state motto Rhode Island: Slots and Sluts didn’t test well with focus groups.
Let’s just say it’s axillary to Cape Cod.
From just one or all of them?
I can’t imagine a Rhode Islander asking for a happy ending.
No thanks honey, but I’ll take the bitter and aloof ending.
So that’s how the residents of Block Island survive the winters!
Well, living 5 miles from all of them would mean you’re in West Warwick, right?
Bah. We’re better at it anyway. 
~Tasha
Is that a challenge? I see (several) creative competitions in the future…
sigh
Preemptively: Rhode Island is not a unit of measure.
Hey, we already hold the national stripping competitions. I don’t see why we can’t add one more.
~Tasha