I FINALLY HAVE THE INTERNET ON MY COMPUTER!!!
As I type this, I am sitting at my personal computer, a few yards away from my room. I can now go anywhere late at night for as long as I want, and I can play my D2 characters without the game bugging out*!
*On the family computer, I have D2 installed so that it is necessary to switch CDs occasionally, and the PC take advantage of this to ask for a CD switch, and then freeze. On my PC, I did not do this.
Woo Hoo!
Got Porn? 
[Homer]Huh…they have the Internet for computers now?[/Homer]
Computer? I thought all you needed to get the Internet was one-o them-there moe-dems. I ain’t shellin’ out for a whole computer!
He’s not yet 18.
Now, of course, dwalin, we can see how good you are at building potless chars (see the Diablo2 thread in CS). I have a sorc and an asn both lvl 70+, both have beat NM.
Victory will be mine!
So?
No, sorry.
Victory will be mine as soon as I figure out what you guys are talking about!
His mother is also a doper. While I personally do not give two ripe ****s (edited for MPSIMS) what he does so long as nobody else is hurt etc., I’ve gotten the impression in the past, oh, ten or so years (I wasn’t thinking about this sort of thing when I was ten), that his mother, who doubles as mine, would be slightly less than thrilled if she found porn on a computer she bought.
She’s way pc savvy; his deleting his cookies, cache, history, whatever would not do a lot to deter her, but it would probably make her suspicious.
There’s also the fact that he, living under her roof, is subject to her rules, and she could probably take the phone connection and/or machine from him if she wanted to.
However, we’ve got National Geographic and The Joy of Sex (at least one version). And that, my friends, is as far as I am going on that mental trek toward my brother and anything resembling … anything like that … until I get notice from him that I need to know something. There does not exist the wire brush pointy enough, nor the bleach corrosive enough, to remove from my mind the … oogh. Yuck.
Ew.
Gah-ROSS.
Thanks EVER so, emekthian. Remind me sometime to plant images in your head of your parents having HOT NAKED SWEATY SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON!