Wow. I blow off a little steam, go off to a movie and dinner (pretty good service this time, although it annoys me when a different server, and not the one who took the order, brings each course, but that’s another thread), and when I come back there are 43 posts. I had almost forgotten about it.
In my defense, let me add a few points to clarify both the general and specific situations.
First, although I have never worked as a waiter, I have been a busboy and a bartender and held other jobs in food service. So I know what it’s like to work for tips and I’m usually a generous tipper: almost never less than 20%, 25% is not unusual, and on small checks (one drink or cup of coffee) 100% is not unheard of.
Second, in the case of the waitress I spoke to today, this was the second time she had asked me exactly the same question. The first time (several weeks ago) I stiffed her for it: 10%. Later I realized that this couldn’t have been very effective in conveying the reason for my displeasure. So when she repeated it today, I spoke to her about it.
Now, as for whether doing so was assholish, rude, snarky, or whatever, I will repeat that I did it politely, with what I intended to be a helpful and non-confrontational attitude. I emphatically was not sarcastic, angry, or even heated.
And here’s the missing piece of this pie that I hope may redeem me (in part at least) in the eyes of my critics. She was clearly a young and very inexperienced waitress, which is why I decided to offer advice. I would not have bothered with an older, more seasoned server. The staff at this restaurant (the Hard Times Cafe in Columbia, MD, if you really want to know) turns over very quickly, and is almost invariably composed of attractive young women who seem to be in their first job or first waitress job. I have the impression that management is mainly interested in their looks and doesn’t spend much time on training.
One of the points I left out of my OP that added to my ire at this young lady was that I got the sense in her blank reaction to my suggestion that she considered the whole job beneath her, and that my telling her how to do it better was just another indignity she had to suffer. Poor little girl. You’ll go far in this world with an attitude like that.
I like this restaurant, and don’t intend to give it up because of one inept server. If so, I would have stopped going a long time ago. And I probably don’t have to worry about snot or spit in my chili: if history is any guide, chances are good I’ll never see her there again. And if I do and she does, I’ll eat it with relish. (Well, no, actually. I hate relish.)
So thanks to all who have posted, both for me and ag’in me. I’m gratified that some people see the situation as I do, and that there are even restaurant managers who are fighting this kind of thing. Particular thanks to bordeland and TeaElle for their eloquent and civilized observations. As for those who saw fit to differ with me, I hope my explanation has improved my standing with you a bit.
And if not, screw you, you self-righteous pricks!
(We can say stuff like that in the Pit, right? Cool. I almost never cuss IRL.)