Waiting for the Electrician, Or Someone Like Him

Yes, I’m waiting for the electrician. I’m getting my house’s breaker box replaced today. Big, expensive job, but it needs to be done (sigh). So I’ve taken a vacation day and here I am, waiting for the electrician to arrive. Once he gets here I will naturally be offline for pretty much all day, so I’m SDMB’ing while I can!

Oh well. Hey, don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers …

Electrician? HAH! Surely you and Big Mad Drongo can sort it all out between you?

Electrician attacked by Giant Rat Of Sumatra, Stibbons household still without power.
Film at eleven.

He’s no fun. He fell right over. Wait a minute – didn’t I say that on the other side of the record?

After four years, paint brown.

They’re in everybody’s eggs.

Why does the porridge bird lay his eggs in the air?

Hey! That’s YOUR funeral, man!

Why, he’s no fun, he fell right over!

The Doctor is ON…The Doctor is Happy…

If you push something hard enough, it will fall over.