This could be your chance:
NASA Notice: National Environmental Policy Act: Disposition of Space Shuttle Program’s Real and Personal Property
Huh? Who has that kind of money lying around? Oh, wait, this is America. Some ass does.
For Sale: Space Shuttle (Only used by little old astronauts to jaunt back and forth to orbit on Sundays.) 1.5 billion miles on odometer. New Tires. Cheap! Call 1-555-NASA!
Congratulations! You are the current high bidder on item# 1287565438 Space Shuttle: Discovery NO RESERVE!
More asses don’t.