Want to Buy a Space Shuttle?

This could be your chance:
NASA Notice: National Environmental Policy Act: Disposition of Space Shuttle Program’s Real and Personal Property

Huh? Who has that kind of money lying around? Oh, wait, this is America. Some ass does.

For Sale: Space Shuttle (Only used by little old astronauts to jaunt back and forth to orbit on Sundays.) 1.5 billion miles on odometer. New Tires. Cheap! Call 1-555-NASA!

Congratulations! You are the current high bidder on item# 1287565438 Space Shuttle: Discovery NO RESERVE!

More asses don’t.