"Want to suck my cockquinox?"

The other night me and my two droogs were sitting in the cafe when two girls wearing fairy wings walked past us. I turned around and asked them what the deal was with their getups; they said they had them on to celebrate the “vernal equinox.” As they left, I muttered, quietly yet still within earshot of them, “want to suck my cockquinox?”


Was that before or after donating to the KKK?

We’re terribly impressed that you made a stupidly vulgar response to their error. Really, we’re skewered on the pinnacle of your wit.


Oh, the autumnal equinox… Yeah. Way to be a jerk, dude.