That’s cool and all, but can it really be used as a weapon in a pinch?

Agreed that they are beyond cool, but I would never go out with one - I can just see the headlines:

Cops mistakenly shoot man for pulling out his samurai…umbrella

Link blocked, but samurai umbrella? WANT!

Now that is a definite WANT for me!!

Umbrellas are the worst invention since toe fungus. They are even worse than Vegemite.

And I have a sneaking suspicion that Vegemite is made from toe fungus.

Just wear a hat.

Good job Marmite isn’t.

Who invented toe-fungus?
I saw an umbrella for £70 the other day