Wanted: One Fat Lady for singing gig in Florida. Must leave immediately.
Share your election jokes! I’ll share one more: Al Gore!
Thank You! Thanks for coming everyone! Be careful driving home. Remember to tip your server! A big hand for Chad everyone! He’s stuck in the hole again! Thank You! Thank You, ladies and gentlemen!
Here’s something everyone should probably know:
You may remember that on July 2, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with four aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, New Mexico.
This is an incident, of course, that many say has been covered up by the government.
However, you may not know that on March 31, 1948, exactly nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.
That should clear up a few things.
(This post is merely a fanciful jest and does not reflect the views of the poster, or of the SDMB.) 