I have this very, very weird desire.
After having seen Kill Bill Vol. 2, I have developed a strong desire to grow a beard like Pai Mei’s. Swishy and cool, just like in the movie.
Question is, how do I do it? I have something like a goatee. Should I just let it grow? How do I make it non-bushy?
Or would it look just too messy/weird for someone who looks nothing near like Gordon Liu/Pai Mei?
WRS - Pai Mei rocks.
Oy vey!
I meant I want to grow a beard like Pai Mei’s.
WRS - one of these days, I shall learn to spell out my words completel. 
Buy bear seeds.
Plant in fertile soil.
Water frequently.
Bears are ripe for picking when they are brown and fuzzy and growl when poked.
Without the eyebrows, it’s just wasted effort.
“Ah, yes, and here at Goldbear Farms, where bears are grown only in the finest of conditions, you can find the highest quality of ursine produce. Our bears are sun-ripened on the vine, and only picked when they are full and plump.”
Hell yeah, Pai Mei was a total badass. My brother tried growing one but quit after 2 months. Asians just can’t grow alot of facial hair. I would do it but I only shave once every 2 weeks. At that rate I would be as old as Pai Mei before I would have one.
Fixed it.
That was hillarious! I just had to stiffle my laugh though - no point alarming the coworkers.
Teddy or Panda?
Either one is good.
Because they’re so ccuuuuuuuuuute! 
For a few months, I tried growing out the beard. It was interesting. But it made me look too much like a terrorist. Besides, I like the clean look of a cut and trim facial hair arrangement. And furthermore besides, even though it didn’t take long for it to start growing, I just didn’t know how to maintain it. So, after a few weeks, I trimmed it down to a goatee thingy.
As citrus x paradisi said, it’s nothing without the eyebrows. Besides, it’s a whole arrangement that Pai Mei has - long hair, bun on top, bushy eyebrows, flowing beard, and all of it white. I’d have to dye it all then, which I was not prepared to do.
WRS - Pai Mei still rocks.
hahahahahaha!
Me too, but I also wear a Magen David. Sans the dirt, I’d say I’m a seven on the John Walker Lindh scale.