Just to be clear, I am strongly opposed to the war in Iraq, but I have nothing but good hopes for those who will be fighting that war, and I sympathize with those who will have loved ones involved who will be eager for every scrap of information available.
That said…
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/news?slug=ap-ncaatournament&prov=ap&type=lgns
I do not have cable. This is because I just don’t enjoy watching television all that much. The few network shows I tune in for, plus the good HBO shows I’ve been able to download, are more than enough to satisty my need for the glass teat.
However, there are times when the TV is worth its weight in gold. For at least a couple of weekends in March, I know that I can park my ass on the couch, beer fridge in reach and Foley catheter in place, and subject myself to a steady stream of quality basketball on God-bless-it network television.
But this year? Instead of that highly anticipated matchup between Creighton and Central Michigan, I’ll adjust the tinfoil flags on my rabbit ears only to find Dan Rather spouting inane Texas-isms, young wives holding young babies holding tiny American flags weeping about the day their man had to leave, and endless loops of poor footage of expensive missiles going down chimneys, cutting off before we have to see the people inside burning to death.
Look, CBS…just because you can take five minutes of news and stretch it into 24 hours doesn’t mean you should. A lot of people are going to need something else to think about, and basketball is a prime candidate. (Especially when Kentucky’s going all the way!)
Besides, those who want 24 hour coverage of the war and have cable can find it elsewhere. Right-wingers have Fox News, left-leaning centrists have CNN, confused people have MSNBC, and progressives have…well, we can go read the damn Nation, I guess. Even those who don’t have cable would still be able to find all the war they can handle on ABC and NBC.
Come on, CBS–be an island in a sea of bullshit. If, by chance, something of importance happens in the war during the Xavier vs. Troy State game, you can run one of those little message things across the bottom of the screen. Break in at halftime, if you must. Just let us enjoy some damn basketball.
Dr. J